The Burns

After eating a significant amount of hot peppers, excretion entails burning of the anus.

"I ate so many shipka peppers; I got the burns like crazy!"

"My ass is on fire from the burns!"

by JUICE CLUB February 12, 2006

Mr. Burns

When a girl is going down on you whilst cupping your balls and when you come, she "twingles" her fingers and murmurs "eeexxxxcccceeeellllllleeennnnttt..."

I got a Mr. Burns from some broad last night but her arthritis prevented it from true excellence...

by Your Stepma January 13, 2011

C Montgomery Burns

Rhyming slang for gurns i.e. ecstasy pills

Ring up Zaph and we'll get some C Montgomery Burns for this evening

Gobbling five C Monties last night was an error

I've got the craving for a C Montgomery

by Horatio McBull June 28, 2008

Fecal Burns

A situation in which your fecal burns you.

When you have ate too much hot food like jalapenos or hot sauce etc. and while your making doo-doo your fecal matter is actually causing your butthole to burn because of the high levels of hot broken down food rubbing you anus. FECAL BURNS....

by M Weezy December 24, 2008

brutski

More awesome version of brutal.

"man I just ate the most brutski kebab, all fillings and extra hommus"

by EvanQ December 30, 2007

Rabbie Burns

Robert or Rabbie Burns (never Robbie!English take note!)

Scotlands Most celebrated poet, the true Bard,A true man of the people wrote some cracking poems and songs.Liked a good drink and a good lookin lassie.Rumoured to have 100's of decendants today due to his philandering ways!Born in Ayrshire and wrote all his work in his native Scots Tongue

Every one sings a rabbie burns song every year
'Auld Lang Syne'

by william the wallace March 2, 2006

burkshard

A crevasse in a glacier on an 8000m peak which is difficult to cross, if not impassable. The key is that it is over 8000m.

The menacing burkshard stopped the 8000m expedition in its tracks.

Burkshard: rowr
Expedition: please don't eat us

by Dublos Even May 8, 2005