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Bruno Mars

Do have any Bruno Mars
by anonymous March 1, 2022
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Pulling a Bruno

Manscaping you pubic hair in to a heart, star, or anything else gay because most men keep the bush or just trim or shave it off.
Guy1: Hey man can you help me out?

Guy2: Yeah whats up?

Guy1: Can you help me I'm "Pulling a Bruno".

Guy2: Umm.. what?

Guy1: Just manscape me a heart.
by BabyNegro July 9, 2012
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Bruno

a nickname for master splinter a boy whos a rat and trains four turtles
Stranger: So where do you live bruno?
Master Splinter: in the sewer with my sons
by bigfagbitch December 2, 2019
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Bruno

A Bruno is a huge dog who seems scary, but is really just a big teddy bear. This can also be used to refer to a human.
What a scary dog!”
“Don’t worry, he’s Bruno.”
by highlowtide December 10, 2019
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Bruno

A Mid player that is known for spamming unecessary crosses and complaining on the pitch and also a penalty merchant.
He's Bruno.
by Emmys June 24, 2022
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literally the loml. bruno is a work of art and i want to spend every single day of my life with bruno. i would sell my soul just so i could spend every day with bruno. bruno has got me pretending that a pillow is bruno. bruno has a wonderful face and the prettiest brown eyes, and the prettiest hair. bruno could literally choke me and i would enjoy it just because we are touching. all i want to do is be around bruno. bruno is a beautiful piece of art abd all i want to do is just crawl inside of it and frolic in it's beauty. bruno is like a ray of sunshine and if i burn while basking in it, so be it. i would rather burn than not be able to feel bruno's warmth. bruno lights up my day with bruno's smile and their laugh. literally like marry me mf.
bruno is the loml.

bruno is the best!!
bruno should suck my toes tbh
by stevelacyno1fan November 5, 2022
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