Bruno

A Mid player that is known for spamming unecessary crosses and complaining on the pitch and also a penalty merchant.

He's Bruno.

by Emmys June 24, 2022

Pulling a Bruno

Manscaping you pubic hair in to a heart, star, or anything else gay because most men keep the bush or just trim or shave it off.

Guy1: Hey man can you help me out?

Guy2: Yeah whats up?

Guy1: Can you help me I'm "Pulling a Bruno".

Guy2: Umm.. what?

Guy1: Just manscape me a heart.

by BabyNegro July 9, 2012

Bruno

literally the loml. bruno is a work of art and i want to spend every single day of my life with bruno. i would sell my soul just so i could spend every day with bruno. bruno has got me pretending that a pillow is bruno. bruno has a wonderful face and the prettiest brown eyes, and the prettiest hair. bruno could literally choke me and i would enjoy it just because we are touching. all i want to do is be around bruno. bruno is a beautiful piece of art abd all i want to do is just crawl inside of it and frolic in it's beauty. bruno is like a ray of sunshine and if i burn while basking in it, so be it. i would rather burn than not be able to feel bruno's warmth. bruno lights up my day with bruno's smile and their laugh. literally like marry me mf.

bruno is the loml.

bruno is the best!!
bruno should suck my toes tbh

by stevelacyno1fan November 5, 2022

lucas nelson bruno

noun

definition:
A really cool white, green eyed guy who plays soccer, but is benched all the time. He hangs out with 5 girls at a time and has been with every girl on the soccer team. He’s actually a really weird and creepy guy and guess what, he doesn’t exist. He’s actually just a pathological liar named lauren in disguise! Lauren is in love with everyone and uses lucas to get game

Person 1: omg dude i got chlamydia from my bf
Person 2: ugh it was probably a lucas nelson bruno

by laurenissokyuut February 21, 2024

Bruno

A little ass face who thinks he owns the world. Not to be confused with a timothy. Bruno walks around with his mouth hanging open and likes to call people "gay fucks," even though we all know he was cuddling with martin. Thinks he's hot, but in reality he is really short, like, 4 foot 3

Guy 1: "you are such a gay fuck"
Guy 2: "stop being such a Bruno"

by Opposum123456789 July 2, 2019

Bruno

The act of going through the motions of sex while fully clothed. This is typically done by Christians who want to save themselves for marriage.

“Have you had sex before?”
“No, we don’t want to sin, so we just do bruno.”

by I Make Girls Queef April 9, 2022

Bruno

A very Sexy man that everyone loves.

Omg is that bruno? i would love to date him!

by Escaladelover February 22, 2022