Ryder briggs

Similar to BLM(black lengthy man) Ryder is a WLM(white lengthy man)

Ryder can be used to describe a horse "wow I really want to ride a Ryder right now"

Our u can use it as a warning WARNING RYDER WLM

Our Ryder briggs makes me squirt

by That guy @69 eat ass smoke gas October 9, 2021

Sad Briggs Hours

a family-friendly, "politically" correct response to traumatic experiences

Jude: There aren't any Mexicans in this room
Jude: Sad Briggs Hours

by BriggsBriggs April 5, 2022

Ms Briggs

is a funny saying people use when talking about an old-school teacher who might have been a bit ancient and told the same stories every year, but was genuinely kind and cared about his students. He might have been strict or a little grumpy on the outside, but everyone knew he had a good heart and made class memorable with his weird jokes, strange activities, or legendary moments like the so-called “Briggs Bombers.” Even after he left the school, students still bring him up years later with a smile, using the phrase as a way of remembering a teacher who was old, a little chaotic, but impossible to forget.

“You remember the Briggs Bombers?”..... An old phrase and a funny teacher, Ms Briggs

by }}}____WHYNOT____{{{ March 9, 2026

pulling a briggs

when someone who has been fired continuously shows up to work

Dude, I got fired last week but I just kept showing up and now I'm rehired! Pulling a briggs actually worked bro - UP TOP!

by margaret12 December 28, 2020

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.

A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"

by sharon6969420 November 20, 2022