Pseudo-boner

An occurrence when your pants or shirt cause an unflattering bulge to appear, giving all who look at you the impression that you are slightly aroused.

Guy #1: Whoa, man! She's hot but not that hot.

Guy #2: No bro, its just a pseudo-boner.

Guy #1: Oh, okay then. (awkward silence)

by Common Misconceiver May 23, 2009

tag boner

When the tag in the back of your shirt keeps sticking out, no matter how many times you put it back down.

Friend reaches behind you and tucks your tag back into your shirt. Five minutes later, friend gives you an odd look and tells you that your tag boner is back.

by cadkitten & elyachan June 30, 2009

bike boner

A bike boner is what a cyclist gets when they see a very nice bicycle either on the road, in a shop or locked to a bike rack.

In most cases it is a bicycle that they themselves cannot afford.

A hipster would see a fixie all decked out in radical ironic colors and totally pop a bike boner.

A Performance Cyclist would see a Trek or Cervelo decked out with all the most unnecessarily expensive components and get a raging spandex bike boner.

A Cross-Country cyclist would see panniers, saddlebags and fenders and erect a towering bike boner.

by fireproofpants October 3, 2010

butter boner

When a man has a full erection, but it still isn't quite rock-hard.
Firm, yet squishy.

ex: He tried to put it in my butt, except he has a butter boner so it didn't penetrate.

by mbph666 October 14, 2010

Big ol' Non-Boner Butt

The opposite of Big ol' Boner Butt. Used to convey extreme or moderate displeasure or disgust.

Oord: Hey did you see that fat chick grinding up on Jacob?

Hall: Yea, big ol' non-boner butt!

by Dillyboy November 25, 2011

Belgrade’s boner

A photograph of a former yuhsb talmuds boner through his pants while playing DS

Omg did you see Belgrade’s boner!! Yeah lmao from princess peach

by Nigerkike January 9, 2019

NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner)

NOCAYB (acronym for "No One Cares About Your Boner") is shorthand reminders of one of the true maxims of a polite interaction online: nobody cares about your boner. Typically deployed in situations where a party has unnecessarily brought up the attractiveness of a celebrity, or sexualized something or someone to an uncomfortable extent, bringing an unfortunate halt to normal, non-perverted conversation.

Dude 1: "Yo, man, that Anne Hathaway is a great actress."

Dude 2: "Yes, she is! She also has really nice feet. I want her to crush my balls like wine grapes."
Dude 1: "...Um, NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner), Dude 2."

by AntiBannerThief June 21, 2018