be the boner

when seeing someone, to act indifferent by not calling or pursuing them so that they realize your value

she was going all girlie on me, so i had to be the boner so that she would value me as i am

by Mark October 23, 2003

Boner

When your cock goes really hard.

Child: Daddy, what is sticking out of your pants?
Dad: Oh, that's a boner.

by Fabio Fobbs March 11, 2012

boners

good, awesome, desirable or positive

Fire up boys, tonight is gonna be boners;

person 1: How good was last night
person 2: yeh it was boners

by jiggy jig November 17, 2009

Boneritis

A severe inflammation of the boner. Sometimes accompanied by a milky discharge.

The cause of his boneritis unknown, it was remedied by two prostitutes from Shanghai's Red Light District.

by Einhorn N Finkle June 3, 2019

bonering

Generally getting excited about something

I am totally bonering for our upcoming ski trip.

by BBoyStance23 August 22, 2010

Boner

adj.
Used to describe something that was excellent and pleasing to the senses, causing you to get a little too excited

Charlie: Dude, did you see the Led Zeppelin concert last night? Because it was totally boner.
Mike: I didn’t, but I bet you had a great time!

by BloatedPp534 February 8, 2019

Boner

When your penis gets hard

Damn!! Did you see grandma bend over she always knows how to give me a boner!!

by Luigigreen nuts August 11, 2019