Mental Bleach

alcoholic concoction (I prefer patron and apple juice) that completely scrubs your brain cells clean, making it impossible to remember the dirty shit you did the night before.

I have no idea what filthy shit I did last night, I drank some mental bleach and its all gone.

by ralf ralfenstein June 24, 2009

brown belch

a fart

That was one wicked smelling brown belch.

by torties February 7, 2010

chug bleach for charity

Chugging bleach (preferably Clorox or Tide) for charity.

Timmy: Hey mom! I'm gonna go chug bleach for charity!
Mom: have fun son, now don't kys.

by Timmy/Mat lmao May 18, 2016

blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle

A man who is obsessed with women on their periods. He makes her freeze her tampons when shes done using them for later. So can he can have them for dessert later.

"Dude why is your girl so bitchy today?"
"She's on her period man."
"Bro, I am so sorry for you. No putang for you I guess."

"No man its fine. I love it when she's on her period."
"Man thats fucked, you blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle."

by tiny0023 March 19, 2017

Eye Bleach

Heartwarming images or videos that will cheer you up after viewing something particularly shitty and disturbing

Ex: "Dude, that video was so disturbing."
"Yea, I'm gonna need to find some eye bleach on the internet when I get home! Ugh!"

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 16, 2018

how to bleach your eyes

Step 1 get bleach any bleach is fine step 2 get the lid off step 3 pour into eyes step 4 enjoy

Peter: do you want to watch some Yiff
Adam: searchs up how to bleach your eyes
me: Step 1 get bleach any bleach is fine step 2 get the lid off step 3 pour into eyes step 4 enjoy
peter: ok

by myhandledandle August 8, 2021

Bender belch

A belch that sounds like how Bender, from Futurama, belches. It is basically a belch with the last half of it going up in pitch, almost like a belch made while smiling.

"Uuuueeee"
-a rough idea of how the belch is spelt

by Dave October 20, 2004