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billionaire

When used as a verb:

to enter a meeting or group conversation without any preparation, knowledge of the situation, or grasp of the matter at hand and nevertheless declare one's own opinion as if it were the word of god;

to wildly wing it in a situation where one should be prepared, briefed, or otherwise professional;

to insist on an ill-conceived, half-baked approach that lacks any understanding of the situation;

or, to make boastful declarations about one's values while mountains of contrary evidence are readily publicly available.
Did you see Elon come into that meeting and just fire all the staff that know who Twitter actually works?
Yeah, that little Emerald miner's prince can really billionaire.

Did you see Bezos had a tailor flown in to make his crotch look bigger in his little space suit for his rocket ride?
Ha, that needle dick space cowboy loves to billionaire.

Did you hear Bill and Melinda Gates split up after it came out that Bill spent so much time at Epstein's private island?
You know when Bill takes off his sweater vest he loves to billionaire all over that island.

Yo Zuckerberg just lost like 800 million dollars on the Metaverse!

Doesn't matter dood, that guy can billionaire the rest of his life away with his 29 metafriends in the Metaverse—but your mom will still be posting on FB.

You are laughing about Twitter but did you see what Elon did to his McLaren?
I heard he billionaired that car into scrap metal less than 2 minutes after he got behind the wheel like the emerald prince he is!!
by Homer R. November 7, 2022
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Billionair

Dude 1 "Hey have you seen Billi anywhere?"
Dude 2 "Yeah man look up hes Billionair"
Dude 1 "That backpack is full of rocks"
by not-a-racist December 19, 2022
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billion million

"There are a billion million objects in the universe."
by hydorus shui October 3, 2023
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Billions

Referring to the first word in the meme "Billions must die." There is a nerdy soyjak that is posted with this meme where he is about to press a button and saying "Billions must die." Many people have now shortened the phrase to simply "Billions"
A: "Theres no more toilet paper left in the store."

A: "Theres too much traffic."
A: "Rent is too damn high."
B: "Billions."
by YellowB1rd October 5, 2023
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Billionaires

We (The shit-libs) hate billionaires... And climate change is super important... But only until a corporate feminist needs to spend $70,000 a month in her private jet to get her front end loosened by a tight end...
Hym "And then billionaires are fine. And climate change? Well, you see, it isn't THAT billionaire that is the problem... It's only the ones that aren't willing to feed little girls to my donkey overlord. But seriously guys... It's SUPER important that the kills from the Palestinian genocide add to my scoreboard, ok? Don't give them to the Jews."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2024
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Billionaireitis

Billionaireitis - A condition that occurs when a person amasses such extreme wealth that it warps their worldview and transforms them into a dictatorial figure. Individuals afflicted with Billionaireitis believe that their immense riches entitle them to absolute authority and that the world owes them obedience and reverence. Symptoms often include: Inflated Ego, Entitlement Complex, Control Freakism, Philanthro-scrubbing, Reality distortion, Empathy busting,
Ever since he made his billions, he's been suffering from a severe case of Billionaireitis. Now, he thinks he can control everything and everyone around him.
That billionaire's latest power move is a classic symptom of Billionaireitis.
by MavrickSauls May 8, 2024
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billions must die

a wojak meme, featuring a guy with a shirt saying "billions must die", quoting about the west falling and how billions must die to sacrifice.

this meme has spread and the words have been changed to fit whatever situation it is describing.
"i spilled water on my shirt today. billions must dry"
"there are some harsh truths i don't want to face. billions must deny"
"i'm in a tough situation and i don't know if i'll succeed. billions must try"
"i want to color my hair platinum blonde. billions must dye"
things along those lines
it doesn't have to rhyme with "die" but is funnier when it does
new addition to the wojak doll collection
by eggplantparmeZHAN June 1, 2024
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