Heaven Bent

Have Arsed, the opposite of hell bent. Not determined.

Today I'm feeling really heaven bent on changing my life for the better.

by The Silent Racket April 20, 2013

bent

In the term of homosexual, bent means another term for gay or lesbian

"That Guy is Bent Don't Ask Him Out"

by BrixtonBadman July 22, 2018

Bent Peter

Hey Peter which is slightly bent. { crooked cock.}

Brandon has a bent Peter.

by Mybones1967 October 07, 2016

get bent

Imperative commanding one to pray to God.

"Get bent? Well, that can only mean one thing: get bent down on your knees and pray!" Ned Flanders

by Amoxcillin 750mg February 12, 2007

bent leg

It's someone who only has time for friends when it suits them. Also forgets friends on important occasion's i.e Weddings.

When you meet up with the friend in question you can refer to them as "Bent Leg"

by sailorsmagic December 14, 2015

bent spear

When during hardcore sex, you accidentally pull out and when thrusting back in, you jam on the side of your partner, painfully bending your penis

We were going at it until i fell out and got a bent spear.

by bloodbeard lumberjack February 27, 2015

bent spokes

When one is violated in the anous so rough that afterwards they are left walking funny or with a limp .

You can tell he has bent spokes by the way he walks.

by Booshay5150 December 04, 2016