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Heaven Bent

Have Arsed, the opposite of hell bent. Not determined.
Today I'm feeling really heaven bent on changing my life for the better.
by The Silent Racket April 20, 2013
mugGet the Heaven Bentmug.

bent

In the term of homosexual, bent means another term for gay or lesbian
"That Guy is Bent Don't Ask Him Out"
by BrixtonBadman July 22, 2018
mugGet the bentmug.

Bent Peter

Hey Peter which is slightly bent. { crooked cock.}
by Mybones1967 October 7, 2016
mugGet the Bent Petermug.

get bent

Imperative commanding one to pray to God.
"Get bent? Well, that can only mean one thing: get bent down on your knees and pray!" Ned Flanders
by Amoxcillin 750mg February 14, 2007
mugGet the get bentmug.

bent spear

When during hardcore sex, you accidentally pull out and when thrusting back in, you jam on the side of your partner, painfully bending your penis
We were going at it until i fell out and got a bent spear.
by bloodbeard lumberjack February 27, 2015
mugGet the bent spearmug.

bent nickel

The weakest link. The guy who screws everything up for everyone else because he sucks.
My orchestra teacher always said, "Don't be the bent nickel." I'm guessing he was talking about the violins.
by Blurriefaces March 7, 2016
mugGet the bent nickelmug.

trailer bent

1. Literally, the act of being sodomized profusely whilst bent over a flatbed trailer. 2. A stronger variant of the traditional phrase "get bent," i.e. "get fucked." Often used in a competitive context when the performance of a player or team is particularly bad.
The San Jose Sharks got trailer bent by the LA Kings during last year's Stanley Cup finals.
by Deagostini February 19, 2015
mugGet the trailer bentmug.

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