bent shit

Some thing out of the ordinary. Something unsual. Something isn't right.

Person1: Mark already owns three jaguars and he was lucky enough to win the lottery yesterday, that shit ain't right.
Person2: Yea, that's some bent shit alright.

Person1: They should really put a sign warning for wet cement.
Person2: Indeed. Bent shit.
Person1: Yea

by miyago August 20, 2009

Heaven Bent

Have Arsed, the opposite of hell bent. Not determined.

Today I'm feeling really heaven bent on changing my life for the better.

by The Silent Racket April 20, 2013

Bent Peter

Hey Peter which is slightly bent. { crooked cock.}

Brandon has a bent Peter.

by Mybones1967 October 7, 2016

get bent

Imperative commanding one to pray to God.

"Get bent? Well, that can only mean one thing: get bent down on your knees and pray!" Ned Flanders

by Amoxcillin 750mg February 14, 2007

trailer bent

1. Literally, the act of being sodomized profusely whilst bent over a flatbed trailer. 2. A stronger variant of the traditional phrase "get bent," i.e. "get fucked." Often used in a competitive context when the performance of a player or team is particularly bad.

The San Jose Sharks got trailer bent by the LA Kings during last year's Stanley Cup finals.

by Deagostini February 19, 2015

bent spear

When during hardcore sex, you accidentally pull out and when thrusting back in, you jam on the side of your partner, painfully bending your penis

We were going at it until i fell out and got a bent spear.

by bloodbeard lumberjack February 27, 2015

bent spokes

When one is violated in the anous so rough that afterwards they are left walking funny or with a limp .

You can tell he has bent spokes by the way he walks.

by Booshay5150 December 4, 2016