bent shit

Some thing out of the ordinary. Something unsual. Something isn't right.

Person1: Mark already owns three jaguars and he was lucky enough to win the lottery yesterday, that shit ain't right.
Person2: Yea, that's some bent shit alright.

Person1: They should really put a sign warning for wet cement.
Person2: Indeed. Bent shit.
Person1: Yea

by miyago August 20, 2009

Heaven Bent

Have Arsed, the opposite of hell bent. Not determined.

Today I'm feeling really heaven bent on changing my life for the better.

by The Silent Racket April 20, 2013

Bent Peter

Hey Peter which is slightly bent. { crooked cock.}

Brandon has a bent Peter.

by Mybones1967 October 7, 2016

get bent

Imperative commanding one to pray to God.

"Get bent? Well, that can only mean one thing: get bent down on your knees and pray!" Ned Flanders

by Amoxcillin 750mg February 14, 2007

bent corner

When your penis is halfway erect but not all there. However, it is not completely flaccid. It is simply bent.

Oh shit, I'm starting to get a bent corner from that girl over there, I hope she can't see.

by J.a_y May 29, 2018

Trend-bent

Someone who is too obsessed about what’s hot and what’s not to the point of where their losing their authentic identity. No originality.

Cassie is so trend-bent she trys to talk like the Kardashian’s .

by Donbon April 24, 2018

bent leg

It's someone who only has time for friends when it suits them. Also forgets friends on important occasion's i.e Weddings.

When you meet up with the friend in question you can refer to them as "Bent Leg"

by sailorsmagic March 23, 2016