Benson Milam

Thinks he’s the shit and all he does is make people feel and for no reason. He’s cheated on almost everyone he’s dated and then always goes behind his friends back and says shit ab them

Have you heard of benson milam? Yeah that fake ass bitch

by Longdong4206969 March 12, 2019

Hot Benson

The sexual act of when the male pours boiling coffee on his dick, then thumping a rather spacious anus.

Dude, I did a Hot Benson to my girl last night, it was awesome.

by BoobSucker125 February 29, 2024

Benson

The act of taking a shit then putting a nickel in it then eating the shit with the nickel in it then throwing it up and seeing if the nickel is still in it. If not then repeat the process.

Loser of the game has to do a benson

by Pj Sciandra September 16, 2021

william benson

Gawky Guy, kinda awkward
Usually late

Sorry I slept in
I totally William Bensoned it

by Bobba Fettish December 2, 2017

Bensoned

To lose your job, still live with parents as an adult, and/or be car less. Almost like being up crap's creek without a paddle.

(Guy walks into house to yell at wife: 'Honey, goddamnit!, I got bensoned today and now we have to go live with my parents. Oh we must also lose the car since we can't afford it any longer.'
Wife responds: 'Goddamnit we got bensoned today!')

by mastermind100 August 20, 2013

Benson Smith

That one kid who always got tattled on to the yard aids in elementary school, and made fun of mentally disabled kids in middle school, and somehow managed to break every rule in high school without getting expelled. He is also short and spends his entire life doing pointless sports and speed running being sexy to every girl he meets.

Guy 1: Did you see what Benson Smith did at homecoming.

Guy 2: No why?

Guy 1: He threw his phone through your English teacher’s window.

by Benson Smith November 13, 2021

Benson

Bad People with Good Intentions

Damn them Benson kids are Best Out

by BestOutNoDoubt July 10, 2019