kodak Battery 

anyone who is hyperactive in short bursts, but drains you over long periods,this can also be associated with anyone who loves the flash.

that person is a real Kodak Battery, Would you agree?

kodak Battery by Kodak battery May 20, 2017

Boner Battery 

The internal battery which gives a man his "Ups" and "Downs"

*BOING* (The Boner Battery was clearly doing its job)

Boner Battery by Jeff "Troofus" Corcoran May 16, 2005

earthquake battery 

A fact that you say with authority because it sounds plausible, even though you're not sure if you actually heard it somewhere or just made it up.

"Gazelles can totally stand up and run just minutes after being born. Actually, I'm not sure about that. That might just be an earthquake battery."

earthquake battery by Kagedtiger January 30, 2009

Texas Battery 

The act of pushing a battery into your asshole to get a slight boost in power.

Frosty Jim: “I was feeling a little tired last night but then I pulled a Texas Battery and felt a lot better!”

Texas Battery by Brady31 November 28, 2019

Ass battery 

Crystal meth that has been or will be injected into the anus.

I’m tired babe, Ima need a ass battery quick.

Ass battery by Hazmatt10to2 November 21, 2020

Reassurance Battery 

A person in a relationship who is to relieve anxiety frequently. And is prodded until they run out of battery, which results in them giving up until they recharge.

Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Do you still love me?
Battery: Yes
Her: Do you hate me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: I give up...
(Reassurance Battery depleted needs recharging)

Reassurance Battery by Tired-MoFo September 14, 2022

reckless battery burns 

Silly song created by team 6X111! This song features a very silly android named Tamari who explores the silly world!

Gosh! I love the song reckless battery burns by team 6X111!

reckless battery burns by Fizz.le<33 March 11, 2023