If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it

What the manager of an antiques-restoration shop specializing in post-Renaissance-era pieces tells a trainee while surveying a recently-delivered assortment of vintage art and furniture.

To ensure that we don't become overwhelmed with antiques that need TLC, I always tell my repairmen to just stick to pieces dating from the early 1600's through the mid-1700's --- "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it, boys --- we'll send all the items from other periods elsewhere for refurbishing."

by QuacksO November 23, 2018

barseman

Another Word For BossMan

"Yo look at him, He's A Barseman"
"Skeen, hes Barsey"
"Blood, what you on? manz a Barseman!"

by Mark01don January 5, 2008

spit some bars

aka spitting bars; another way of saying rapping or asking a person to rap battle.

John:"yo ro's a bitch"
Ro:"oh yea, wanna spit some bars"
John:"yo check it, you a bitch, I put you in a ditch, your a pussy and your mom smells like badussy"
Ro: "True"

by that midnight black nigga December 15, 2011

barstonian

the language people from barstow, ca speak.

look at the weird barstonians.

by jon galasso August 18, 2003

barse tool

An impliment of pleasure favoured by homosexual gentlemen. Resembles a dildo and is used to tickle the area in between the fudge hole and the trouser snake. Can be easily slipped into supposedly innocent conversation in a bar room setting because of its similar sound to 'bar stool.'

"Did you bring your 'barse tool' with you Mr Picklesworth?" ennquired the colonel with a wink and a nudge.
"Why yes, but I'm afraid it's still covered in shit from last time," sniggered Mr Picklesworth.

by James M.A M May 9, 2006

Color Bars

What Stock Footage instantly turns into when it is discovered.

In the following example Speaker B's failed Stock Footage is revealed to Speaker A to be Color Bars

Speaker B: "... yeah totally... "

Speaker A; "So can you even blame her? After all that it turns out that her cat Snuggles had been been run over by a U-Haul just that morning! "

Speaker B: "... that's awesome ... "

Speaker A: "Are you even listening to me?"

Speaker B: "Umm..."

by Sergeant Hoze August 28, 2008

Barse

In Scientific terms, 'The Perineum', the region of the body inferior to the pelvic diaphragm and between the legs.

Slang term, from the county of Wexford, Ireland:

1. Space between the balls and arse (may be used to refer to the same space of the female gender irrespective of the practical absence of a scrotum)

2. Term of abuse.

1. She did a hand stand, I placed my chin on her barse to see if a beard would suit me.

2.'You may kiss my dead uncle's barse'

by Ivor Big-one January 13, 2008