barking squirrel

typically used as an excuse when someone farts
Jamie: did you just fart?
Damian: No, that was a barking squirrel
by chadlamo January 18, 2012
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dogs are barking

Translation: "My feet are tired."

I'm uncertain of its origin. I started hearing this phrase around 2002 or so from different people, then it was used by one of the soldiers in "Half Life: Opposing Force"

I originally took this to mean "I gotta take a DUMP!" But have been proven wrong , apparently. Nonetheless I still prefer my interpretation.
by MarcM January 20, 2005
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dog bark

Possibly explained as a punctuated Wolf Bite, the Dog Bark is a sweaty, chaffing ass crack's wake-up-fart. It's a well known fact that farting hurts, when you've got a Wolf Bite. Now you know that such a fart (in which every vibration and clap is felt like a slap on sunburn) is called a Dog Bark.
Damn, I knowed I shouldn'a ate them Crunch Wraps before I goed jogging. Them shits gave me the Dog Bark hard core, son.
by JoshuaJordan May 09, 2008
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Bark Mitzvah

The moment when a puppy becomes a dog.
Buster went the whole day without eating a cushion... I think he had his Bark Mitzvah!
by CM_Schwartzy July 23, 2014
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Door Bark

When someone knocks on your door and your dog starts barking like crazy.
Dog: Bark!! Bark!! Bark!! Bark!!
Person 1: What the hell the dog barking at??
Person 2: I think someone is at the door, sounds like the "door bark".
by Latina_LC July 27, 2009
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bum bark

the little poo particles left inside ur bum even after wiping
ewwww ella has bum bark
by Doitforthebanta March 18, 2021
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the barking of rabbits

Idle chatter, gossip, nonsense.
All her talk of the rules changing to suit her needs was nothing but the barking of rabbits.
by Buddyshouse September 16, 2013
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