An imaginary location in which two persons are locked in eternal awkwardness. Often found in failing relationships.
"Bert, I love you."
"Hang on there, Betsy. This is heading into awkward central."
"You're right. It's best we keep it fun and friendly."
"Hang on there, Betsy. This is heading into awkward central."
"You're right. It's best we keep it fun and friendly."
by Bert Bets January 27, 2008
The ultimate form and stage of the Swag cycle. The swag molecules will grow exponentially until it reaches a point where the molecules overflow through the person's body. This will usually corrupt the person's speech and body actions in a way so inexplicably awkward. The person will start to feel very fly, causing them to act like a bird and make them do the occasional bird sound. The biggest advantage of having awkward swag is that it makes them a chick magnet, which helps gain baby chickens.
Dude 1: Yo dude, you're acting so fly. Are you on meth?
Dude 2: Hahaha, no. It's my awkward swag.
Baby Chick 1: Hey girl, why am I attracted to that guy?
Baby Chick 2: IT'S HIS AWKWARD SWAG!!! HE'S A CHICK MAGNET!!
Dude 2: Hahaha, no. It's my awkward swag.
Baby Chick 1: Hey girl, why am I attracted to that guy?
Baby Chick 2: IT'S HIS AWKWARD SWAG!!! HE'S A CHICK MAGNET!!
by Mr Awkward Swaggg April 09, 2013
When someone is talking to you and you don't hear them so you say "What?" and they repeat themselves but you still don't hear them so you say "What?" again and they repeat themselves again but you still don't hear them so you just smile and nod.
"How do you do this math problem?"
"What?"
"How do you do this math problem?"
"What?"
"How do you do this math problem?"
... smile and nod... "Oh, ok..."
Awkward "what?"
"What?"
"How do you do this math problem?"
"What?"
"How do you do this math problem?"
... smile and nod... "Oh, ok..."
Awkward "what?"
by DiSK151712 July 18, 2010
the monday after Homecoming weekend, where everyone hears the stories of what happened at the party, and all of the people who hooked up are UBER awkward around each other/ avoidant. my personal favorite day of the year.
by DemiVikiC October 20, 2007
an individual excessively afraid of social interaction due to some form of peer rejection or personal choice. Presenting a form or different forms of uncomfortability when around others.
by Priscilla Christie November 05, 2007
'Awkwards' are an interjection used when a situation is so awkward that no words can possibly diffuse the awkwardity.
Awkward Pig is possibly the very best awkward in existence. It allows for considerably more awkwardity to be displayed than the regular Awkward Turtle. In this awkward, you follow these steps:
1) Place your INDEX and MIDDLE fingers from your LEFT hand on your lower eyelids; index below left eye, middle below right eye. This should form a V-Shape with your first two fingers.
2) Place your INDEX finger from your RIGHT hand up, underneath the V in your left hand, onto the tip of your nose.
3) Push your nose up, forming a 'snout'.
4) Wiggle RIGHT hand.
Aka, make a pig face using fingers to pull down eyelids, and one finger to wiggle your snout.
Awkward Pig is possibly the very best awkward in existence. It allows for considerably more awkwardity to be displayed than the regular Awkward Turtle. In this awkward, you follow these steps:
1) Place your INDEX and MIDDLE fingers from your LEFT hand on your lower eyelids; index below left eye, middle below right eye. This should form a V-Shape with your first two fingers.
2) Place your INDEX finger from your RIGHT hand up, underneath the V in your left hand, onto the tip of your nose.
3) Push your nose up, forming a 'snout'.
4) Wiggle RIGHT hand.
Aka, make a pig face using fingers to pull down eyelids, and one finger to wiggle your snout.
1) Daniel went bright red whilst asking an attractive PE teacher about sport, and eventually he couldn't get any words out. The only thing to do was highlight the awkwardity. Marcus brought out his best rendition of the Awkward Turtle, but this was insufficient to show how truly awkward the situation was. Thankfully, Jake was quick to bring things under control by utilising the Awkward Pig.
2) Daniel slipped and tripped down the stairs in front of his whole school year. It was thoroughly embarrassing. Recognising an unusually high awkwardity level, David whacked out the Awkward Pig.
2) Daniel slipped and tripped down the stairs in front of his whole school year. It was thoroughly embarrassing. Recognising an unusually high awkwardity level, David whacked out the Awkward Pig.
by EarleyBird January 25, 2011
One who pleases herself by acting lesbian with other girls, but as soon as the actions are reciprocated, turns into an awkward turtle babbling school girl.
by KSwisss99 June 02, 2010