australian flood

When you bleed through your pad/tampon during your period. Causing it to flood down under.

Hey sally do you have an extra pair of pants I'm having an australian flood

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Australian Guacamole

A freaky term for anal sex.
Used as underground slang in the FGC (Fighting game community)

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When someone uses their fingers in the folds down under on a woman.

We didn't have sex but Becky let me do a little Australian Origami in the backseat of my car.

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Hey man, are you gonna fuck that girl?
Yea, right after I do some australian landscaping.

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When a man wraps a snake around his foot and proceeds to kick a tarantula up a girls ass.

Man 1: I’m sorry to here your wife died, how did it happen?

Man 2: Oh we were Australian Kickboxing and the spider bit her.

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Really just African American but they believe whatever they want.

Dylan: Ryan aren't you black? Ryan: no I'm Australian American.

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Coming in extremely late to relieve a co-worker

Jen was working real late because the0 bloke after her gave her an Australian relief.

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