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sea bright

sea bright, nj is a basically a playground for hot and rich kids from rumson, fair haven, middletown, etc. you will see at least 100 jeep wranglers. it's grown a lot over the last few years but it's a great town that is more for locals than bennies who often go to beaches like sandy hook, belmar, point pleasant, etc. still gets crowded in the summer though.

overall, a gnarly spot filled with spoiled-rotten beach kids
it took forever to get through sea bright yesterday because the bennies were clogging the roads.
by gthomps722 June 13, 2020
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sea cracker

He was a sea cracker.
by Robert E.lee September 6, 2017
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Sea rhinoceros

A vicious underwater animal, they dislike anti-sea rhinoceros undergarments but will be attracted specifically to the sound of a Sea bear attack, they are known to not be warded off by even the anti-sea bear circle.
The only known survivor of a sea rhinoceros attack is squidward tentacles, also the only known survivor of a sea bear attack, this makes it unclear whether either animal is real.
by Rooddy March 9, 2020
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Sea Breacher

When dumping your excrement out of your anal cavern, you unload a turd so big that some of it pokes out of the toilet water, thus becoming a sea breacher. Usually, a sea breacher causes a major splash.
Jamarcus: I finally took a shit after 3 days.
Kevin: Jeez, how big were your turds?
Jamarcus: Bro, there were at least 4 sea breachers.
by Buttslopper-oo September 28, 2019
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Sea turtle

An athlete who is very old but still competitive in their sport. They often put off retirement as long as possible and seem to have the same several hundred year lifespan of a sea turtle, hence the name. Even after retirement they may still be identified as a sea turtle. Examples include Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, and Peyton Manning.
Man, I can't believe Tim Duncan is still playing. Dude is definitely a sea turtle.
by TheRealJake June 30, 2016
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dark sea

the act of gapping someones asshole and then filling it up with pee
I gave Stacy the best Dark Sea bro
by Schlitzko September 25, 2019
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Sea Sniff

to smell yourself- to see if you smell or have an odor
Bend down quickly while smelling yourself to see if you smell in the nightclub
by Getrich83 December 13, 2003
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