at a bachelor party at a fine gentleman's establishment, the bachelor is seated in a chair with his back to the pole. two dancers flank him on either side, then both jump up on the pole, facing each other, grabbing each others legs. with their rear-ends positioned directly over his head they rock back and forth in a seesaw motion.
did you see that poor sucker on stage at the diamond cabaret last night? he might be throwing his life away soon, but at least he got the seesaw asshat from the strippers!
by durty dawg July 15, 2009
Get the Seesaw Asshatmug. (Adjective) From assclown, referring to an individual or individuals exhibiting conduct demonstrating that the better part of their genetic material at conception trickled down their maternal ancestor's bare buttocks.
And lo, they did see the apocalypse approaching...and riding at the front of the four horsemen was George Bush. What a mongolian asshat that man is.
by Bob Weaver May 12, 2004
Get the Mongolian Asshatmug. A term pertaining to hockey. Specifically, when a goalie incompetently allows three or more consecutive goals to be scored in a single game.
Marc-Andre Fleury allowed three poorly executed shots to pass into the net during the most recent game against the Flyers, earning an asshat trick.
by EC Oracle January 7, 2010
Get the Asshat Trickmug. A guy of the age of 18 who was one of my many boyfriends. He broke up with me for another girl. Known to his friends as asshat adam. He is an ass to me every day now.
by ItWasMeWhoDidThis July 30, 2004
Get the asshat adammug. A manager/boss, typically a newcomer to an organization, who takes pleasure in juggling staff without regard for their skills or interests.
Within weeks of being hired, Mr. Lopez showed everyone what an asshat boss he was by arbitrarily making Julio, the janitor, trade positions with Mr. Webster, the physics professor.
by TexasToaster July 24, 2016
Get the asshat bossmug. A privileged, wealthy or born into wealth person who exudes an air of obscene and arrogant superiority while demonstrating their true and laughable ignorance as an A1, top-of-the-heap asshat.
Heir to the family fortune, his status as a 24 carat asshat is easily recognized by all who come in contact with him.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2017
Get the 24 carat asshatmug. someone who judges without knowing anything about it.
or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk
or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk
by Wolfie SiriusBlack February 13, 2015
Get the judgemental croutonsatanal asshatmug.