Ashlee

A girl who’s so adorable that all people think she’s like a hamster and wanna feed her all the time.

Do you know Ashlee, the one who’s absolutely like a hamster.

by I_wanna_win_the_lottery November 23, 2021

Ashlee

Ashlee's sick ass they are snakes and evil caniving little pieces of shit and they are all really bad for friend choices

Hey ashlee is such a snake

by Jimin'shø3 May 20, 2019

Ashlee Mercer

This chick will suck you up and down. She doesn’t believe in spitting she doesn’t like messes so she will Always swallow. Also she is a constant talk too no ends. Gets piped down on a regular. Ashlee’s need to be Heavily medicated. Loves mater Dei wrestling and constantly swings on there nuts. Is a lush drunk too.

Hey Do are you a coach ? My name is Ashlee Mercer feed me your meat.

by xxStudDaddyxxx January 4, 2020

Ashlee

Ashlee has the best rack of any woman on earth. Her vagina is like gold and tastes like the heavens above. Men would give their lives just to be inside of her, or for her lips against theirs.

If you have an Ashlee, keep her forever. You will not regret it.

"Did you see that girl? She's a total Ashlee"

by HotToddyBoBoddy November 23, 2021

Ashlee

Ashlee is a very funny individual, she is a smol girl but with a big heart, a little shy at first but once you get to know her, she will turn polar opposite, she is a very passionate dog lover, a strong supporter for oodies, she may not be a natural blonde but sure can act like it sometimes, has a bad habitat of spending majority of her money on shoes mainly vans. she is also one of the most adorably amazing people you will meet, she is a dreadful golf player and a very poor loser, slightly too competitive. is quite talented with ukulele, always up for jam session.

WOW i wish i could play the ukulele the way Ashlee does
damn was that ash, she is so small and adorable

by hfhbjhjkbFHDSFHGHYDSGOHOGFRHFH September 13, 2020

Ashlee

BEAN

Ashlee is a real bean

by goodsoup96 September 15, 2023

Ashlee

Ashlee, NOT to be confused w/ Ashley is a intelligent woman who is sexy but can appear cold when hurt- yet will walk 2 the end of the earth 4 a lover!

Not naturally beautiful but has a sexy look/ allure. Her atypical beauty somehow always drove men crazy! Her friends literally remark how crazy it is that guys don’t just LIKE her but become OBSESSED w/her! A DOUBLE E can literally get ANY1 they want!

HARD workers w/MANY DEGREES that NONE OF THEM USE. They have B.A.s in Biology- but r bartenders, M.A.’s in psych- but r secretary’s. They may even be dr’s but work 4 their parents?!

EE’s are INDECISIVE & extremely confident, borderline conceited. They tend 2 run in circles of GORGEOUS/EDUCATED & Well OFF- often connecting groups of friends thru clubs/bars!

Ashlee’s are USUALLY Italian & have dark hair/eyes, glowing skin & small symmetrical features, along w/ the most beautiful hair!

Overall they CAN have CRAZY tempers but u may find urself falling in love QUICK! She is SO unique she’ll NEVER let U forget HER. There R moments u spent w/her that u’ll remember 4 the rest of ur life (even if ur NOW happy, shh).

There’s always a song that reminds u of her- no matter what song it is- listen 2 the words! Words hold gr8 meaning 2 EE’s!

There always will be something about a EE that leave MEN powerless & UNATTRACTIVE overweight & irrelevant women still cringe w/ jealousy & hate- yet secretly love 2 keep tabs/stalk her online & binge eat 2 her ‘seemingly’ perfect life; karma !

“Ashlee is and always will be the love of my life”!

Brian S****** (I was her 10th grade boyfriend) I am now an investment banker & 4-6 of my friends are in agreement she was ALWAYS the ONE who got away!

DON’T let it happen to you BRO!!!

by Dolphins0469 January 12, 2022