by bigfagbitch November 30, 2019
A girl who’s so adorable that all people think she’s like a hamster and wanna feed her all the time.
by I_wanna_win_the_lottery November 23, 2021
This chick will suck you up and down. She doesn’t believe in spitting she doesn’t like messes so she will Always swallow. Also she is a constant talk too no ends. Gets piped down on a regular. Ashlee’s need to be Heavily medicated. Loves mater Dei wrestling and constantly swings on there nuts. Is a lush drunk too.
by xxStudDaddyxxx January 04, 2020
Ashlee's sick ass they are snakes and evil caniving little pieces of shit and they are all really bad for friend choices
by Jimin'shø3 May 20, 2019
If a person is fully obsessed with Ashlee Simpson.
An Ashlee Simpson obsession.
To love Ashlee Simpson more than anything else in the world.
An Ashlee Simpson obsession.
To love Ashlee Simpson more than anything else in the world.
Holy shit, you are so Ashleed!
That Ashleed kid broke into Ashlee Simpson's house and stole her underwear!
That Ashleed kid broke into Ashlee Simpson's house and stole her underwear!
by bitch slut psycho babe June 12, 2007
Ashlee, NOT to be confused w/ Ashley is a intelligent woman who is sexy but can appear cold when hurt- yet will walk 2 the end of the earth 4 a lover!
Not naturally beautiful but has a sexy look/ allure. Her atypical beauty somehow always drove men crazy! Her friends literally remark how crazy it is that guys don’t just LIKE her but become OBSESSED w/her! A DOUBLE E can literally get ANY1 they want!
HARD workers w/MANY DEGREES that NONE OF THEM USE. They have B.A.s in Biology- but r bartenders, M.A.’s in psych- but r secretary’s. They may even be dr’s but work 4 their parents?!
EE’s are INDECISIVE & extremely confident, borderline conceited. They tend 2 run in circles of GORGEOUS/EDUCATED & Well OFF- often connecting groups of friends thru clubs/bars!
Ashlee’s are USUALLY Italian & have dark hair/eyes, glowing skin & small symmetrical features, along w/ the most beautiful hair!
Overall they CAN have CRAZY tempers but u may find urself falling in love QUICK! She is SO unique she’ll NEVER let U forget HER. There R moments u spent w/her that u’ll remember 4 the rest of ur life (even if ur NOW happy, shh).
There’s always a song that reminds u of her- no matter what song it is- listen 2 the words! Words hold gr8 meaning 2 EE’s!
There always will be something about a EE that leave MEN powerless & UNATTRACTIVE overweight & irrelevant women still cringe w/ jealousy & hate- yet secretly love 2 keep tabs/stalk her online & binge eat 2 her ‘seemingly’ perfect life; karma !
Not naturally beautiful but has a sexy look/ allure. Her atypical beauty somehow always drove men crazy! Her friends literally remark how crazy it is that guys don’t just LIKE her but become OBSESSED w/her! A DOUBLE E can literally get ANY1 they want!
HARD workers w/MANY DEGREES that NONE OF THEM USE. They have B.A.s in Biology- but r bartenders, M.A.’s in psych- but r secretary’s. They may even be dr’s but work 4 their parents?!
EE’s are INDECISIVE & extremely confident, borderline conceited. They tend 2 run in circles of GORGEOUS/EDUCATED & Well OFF- often connecting groups of friends thru clubs/bars!
Ashlee’s are USUALLY Italian & have dark hair/eyes, glowing skin & small symmetrical features, along w/ the most beautiful hair!
Overall they CAN have CRAZY tempers but u may find urself falling in love QUICK! She is SO unique she’ll NEVER let U forget HER. There R moments u spent w/her that u’ll remember 4 the rest of ur life (even if ur NOW happy, shh).
There’s always a song that reminds u of her- no matter what song it is- listen 2 the words! Words hold gr8 meaning 2 EE’s!
There always will be something about a EE that leave MEN powerless & UNATTRACTIVE overweight & irrelevant women still cringe w/ jealousy & hate- yet secretly love 2 keep tabs/stalk her online & binge eat 2 her ‘seemingly’ perfect life; karma !
“Ashlee is and always will be the love of my life”!
Brian S****** (I was her 10th grade boyfriend) I am now an investment banker & 4-6 of my friends are in agreement she was ALWAYS the ONE who got away!
DON’T let it happen to you BRO!!!
Brian S****** (I was her 10th grade boyfriend) I am now an investment banker & 4-6 of my friends are in agreement she was ALWAYS the ONE who got away!
DON’T let it happen to you BRO!!!
by Dolphins0469 January 12, 2022
Once you lock eyes with this one or get a glimpse of the things on her mind, you cannot pull away from her. You won’t find anything or anyone like her and yet everything will remind you of her. She loves things for what it is and the things she love are weird and complex, maybe because she herself is weird, complex and all beautiful. (Humor, taste and personality are also of course top notch). Once you hear her dry and endearing speech, you can’t help but trust your life to her.
by Heesoo October 19, 2020