What most celebrities and professional athletes have to embark upon after disgracing their families, co-workers, etc. for very bad personal decisions. Standouts include sleeping with the nanny or crashing your car while on a cocktail of fentanyl and cocaine. Playbook calls for an immediate retreat to a treatment center where you emerge 30 days later with a bible in hand.
This year’s #1 NFL draft pick was missing from society for 30 days, until last Tuesday when he emerged from Our Lady of Miraculous Recovery Treatment Center, bible in hand. Beginning his apology tour, he stepped up to the podium he began to thank those that helped him and was truly sorry for those he hurt during his recent car crash (high on cocaine) with the half-dressed nanny in the passenger seat.
by Grant Rampus January 28, 2023
Get the Apology tourmug. He's making me watch David Dobrik apology videos! You guys, no one cares about Youtube apology videos especially David Dobrik's! - Edward Centeno
by lxuren May 18, 2021
Get the David Dobrik apology videosmug. What? No... For what?
A stupid fucking retard with a whore for a wife "Are you gonna apologize!?"
Hym "What? No. For what? Literally everything I do is heroism. I'm better than everyone... What is there to apologize for? Oh! That! Yeah, no, you're right. I'm sorry. It isn't fair for me to be this much better than literally everyone. But don't blame me. And don't blame yourself... Blame you God for making you such retarded, repugnant, filth. You and your kids. It's gross. And whatever did this to you deserves to die."
Hym "What? No. For what? Literally everything I do is heroism. I'm better than everyone... What is there to apologize for? Oh! That! Yeah, no, you're right. I'm sorry. It isn't fair for me to be this much better than literally everyone. But don't blame me. And don't blame yourself... Blame you God for making you such retarded, repugnant, filth. You and your kids. It's gross. And whatever did this to you deserves to die."
by Hym Iam December 20, 2024
Get the Are you gonna apologize!?mug. Apology accepted! It sounded sincere. You don't have to grovel at my feet or nothing but... I have been known to accept whore sacrifices.
by Hym Iam January 25, 2023
Get the Apologymug. when someone corners you and forces you to listen to their ridiculously out of touch self centered apology that does nothing especially when they will certainly repeat the same actions that led to the unwanted situation or results (having already done so many times)
ah man that boomer apology raped Theresa for 35 minutes about how he has a condition and couldn't help her sort those 3lb boxes in the stock room.
by TheClockJokerX April 18, 2021
Get the apology rapemug. Dear Reptilian Commander Stharzak this is Karen born a girl switched with a boy at birth Philip Piquet Vargas May 12th of the year 1989 from the Aurora Universe #1, Milky Way Galaxy of planet Earth. I have not been evolved since 1 years old by foul play you may know about and have thus been DNA Tampered to just a 3D Human with hardly any powers or abilities that is easily manipulated by micro chips or mind control brain implants known as MK ULTRA MONARCH initially created by the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States, also my consciousness has become so damaged that other Extra Terrestrials think in me and not all my thoughts are my own. My disrespectful comments towards you on the internet possibly had something to do with that or it was free will and individuality and I am a ignorant idiot who is legally disabled with schizophrenia by the state of Illinois. I apologize and am sorry to you Reptilian Commander Stharzak for my disrespectful comments over the internet, please find it in your heart to semi or fully forgive me and please don’t let me go to jail for some supposed FBI agent on Facebook Messenger as well as please have you and all your forces regenerate resurrect my 3D Human form, brain tissue and consciousness back to fully functioning constantly and body guard me successfully with prize or gift bounties to do that to me please I beg of you
by The Gods & Goddesses September 19, 2023
Get the Stharzak Apologymug. by swardyward November 6, 2011
Get the Apologivemug.