alfie

he’s a toxic person and normally they are really ugly .For some reason everyone bum licks him

Omg why is alfie texting me i hate him

by your nan eats my cum April 6, 2020

alfie kingham

the king of ham

this guy is alfie kingham

by Max Mckenzie February 17, 2017

Alfie

An absolute twat, that is 13 years old, he is also squeaky and the biggest tightass in this world. An absolute British prick. He is the most retarded kid in the year and has such an ego in tech.

"Oh look it's Alfie again, shit."

by Beaztly July 5, 2021

ZE ALFY

the most bad ass person ever most people beleive he has sexuall desires for ben, travis, eric, stew, dirt, jorge and milk an irc bot

oh shit here comes ZE ALFY travis said, get out the dildo

by alfredsrad October 8, 2008

Alfie

Someone who says they have a big nob but need a microscope to get a site of it

Alfie have you put it in yet?

by nannymcphee123backagaininsidem May 9, 2023

Alfie

He has a ginormous cock and has multiple women unlike callum witch he will bodie him in a fight

Fuck me alfie

by Young boys November 23, 2021

Alfie

Alfie is a blonde boy with a massive cock, usually on a Wednesday evening he goes to the local charity shop and donates millions of pounds, he owns 15 Lamborghini’s and 19 Ferrari’s.

Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment

Hey, do you know alfie?

Yeah, the bible should be re-wrote about him

by anonymous November 23, 2021