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Amber Alert on his face

That creepy half-beard a lot of perverts tend to grow. Like Four O'Clock Shadow but overgrown.

Named for the Amber Alert system, used to locate abducted children.
If a man with an Amber Alert on his face ever offers you candy, for the love of God say NO.
by Graphhhhhhhhhhh April 10, 2010
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Cunt Alert

When a cunt is spotted in your vicinity.

Hand in the air, shout "Boys, boys/lads lads, we have a cunt alert"
Bektas: Mate, you seen this cunt?

Scott: Mate, I think we have a cunt alert
Billy: Cunt ALERT!
Altogether: *hands raised* "CUNTTT ALLEEEERRRTTTT"
by ScotteYx February 16, 2013
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Stacy Alert

In the movie Wayne's World, Wayne and Garth are always avoiding Wayne's ex-girlfriend Stacy, so when she's coming they shout "Stacy Alert".

"Stacy Alert" is therefore a generic heads-up when a person you want to avoid is approaching.
Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present?
Wayne: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset
Stacy: Open it.
Wayne: What is it?
Stacy: It's a gun rack.
Wayne: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!

"UH OH! STACY ALERT!"
by newsvava February 17, 2009
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AletaSue

A super duper cool girl!! She's like soo cool take the time and get to know one there really cool and sweet, trustworthy, example:relying, agreeable, pschist, or can tell the future!!!!!:) Just know one and you will know what I mean! Trust me...................:o
AletaSue- relying, agreeable, and always loving and understanding like a sister you will always remember, never forgetable!!!!!!!!<3
by Bfhksghkhg November 13, 2011
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Alberta fur trapper

A Canadian sex act where a male uses a wax pad to “skin” the pubes of a hairy female and uses it as a hat for role play or pleasure
Wow eh that mounty and I just did an Alberta fur trapper eh
by Justspreadinknowlage December 7, 2017
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ALERTRED

When a hoe tries to be a main but she's just a side
She tryed to be my main hoe alertred
by You chocolate dropper July 21, 2018
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aleriah

Aleriah is a dark haired girl big booty hella cute and has a great personality she’s the girl to go to when you have a problem she’s nice unique funny and a great bff anyone will be lucky to be her boyfriend and she is smart
Boy1:Bro that girl is hot

Boy2:Bro that’s an Aleriah she gonna slap you if you talk to her

Boy1:Dang your right
by Joel24 February 27, 2019
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