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Lin Affect

Pretend like you are going to cut a player from your basketball team. Hopefully, said player will be motivated to score 20+ points a game.
Person 1: Did you cut that new guy?

Person 2: No, I'm hoping the Lin Affect will kick in soon.
by Bnindo1231 April 8, 2012
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the "bent knuckle" affect

It is the affect when performing intercourse and the penis is not fully erect and pliable. Usually alcohol induced.

also known as "bent knuckle"
the "bent knuckle" affect is......I went out with the boyz last night and got drunk. afterwards I hooked up with my girl and gave her the bent knuckle. thank god for K-Y and a shoe horn
by willie 1234 November 5, 2011
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Accented Text Affect

When you read something to yourself in a specific accent based on the style of which it was written.
"I would like to speak to the proprietor of this establishment." I bet you read that with a british accent. That's called the Accented Text Affect.
by Jack Flap December 10, 2018
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Affection Whore

Alternative Version of the so called Attention whore

Gives you similes and is flattered when you give them back. Loves to receive all kinds of affection, so long as it does not touch her daddy issues.

In opposite to the pure attention whore is it important to her that the feedback is positive. She is also much more passive and less seeking for attention.

In general, you can cal her a mild, passive form of the attention whore.

Similar is, that she will turn you her back in no time, once you 'crossed the line'

Crossing the line is easy as showing more feelings as wanted (see section above, daddy issues)
She is clearly seeking affection and is scared to spend it back, as there is too less of it

Such an affection whore
by ShalokShalom December 11, 2018
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Placebo Affect

The look on your face when somebody is talking about something you don't care about, but you want to seem interested.
He was prattling on about CrossFit during our date, so I had to give him the placebo affect since he's so hot and I heard he's hung.
by paramedico987 July 30, 2017
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aggravated affection

Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"
I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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justin affect

the affect in which a person consumes a little to average amount and alcohol but gets blizted and yaks crazy and basically become a blair
"fuck this kid drank 3 fireballs and got the justin affect"

"oh no it's the justin affect get him his keys "
by Tran X February 25, 2023
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