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absolute love

the most love you can possibly have for someone or something
committing all of your love to a person or thing
loving them more or the most you can
1."He loves her, but she has absolute love for him."
2."She loves him more, she has absolute love for him."

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by orlando924 November 9, 2016
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Absolute Madman

A man or woman who does something completely barbaric and walks it off like a fucking badass. They are mad because this is America in 2018, of fucking course, who the hell wouldn't be mad.
"He's an absolute madman! A fucking madman, he puts mayo on his hot dog!"
"Oh, shit, it's him, I heard he pulled the most barbaric move and sucked a dick for bus fare. Then after that, he walked."
by Rootin Tootin Pootin January 31, 2018
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absolutely fucked

When you're in a bad situation where you'll most likely fail or get the negative result.

A great example is when you're near the finish line in Mario Kart while being a tight race and someone uses the blue shell.
"The project's due tomorrow?! Man I am absolutely fucked!"
by A Saturated Meatball November 20, 2016
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absolute ape

Some on who acts like a retard and try a to be funny but makes retarded jokes. Most people that are absolute apes are Daniel Bailey, and people like him
Absolute ape is a person who is retarded
by JimmyJohmsSubs June 27, 2018
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Absolute Virgin

Someone who would never in there life lose there virginity
I am esteban mcgraw the Absolute Virgin #vaginawhore #cringegod
by rna.bryan October 19, 2019
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Absolute veapon

When you've reached the pinnacle of physical and mental fitness. You're overall being is overwhelming to those around you. People question your existence to the point where they ask how do you do it?!

Too Strong.
Example 1:
Person 1 : You seen that guy over there lifting those weights
Person 2: Yeah there an absolute veapon

Example 2:
Person 1: Is he eating raw meat?
Person 2: Oo yeah he's an absolute veapon that's why!
by Aveapon72 March 2, 2020
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Absolute meteors

In a reference to a mans balls having the density, size, hardness of a neutron star and being the most radioactive material known to man.
Sorry? what? can't hear you over how little balls you have. Absolute meteors between his legs.
by Goldensballs May 18, 2022
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