I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.

"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."

by Armando 1972 January 1, 2012

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Foot-in-a-Boot

A person who slows you down when you're trying to scoot through life or get something done. Derived from the medical treatment of foot fractures that requires the wearing of an orthopedic boot

"oh, Lee - we can't see the sights in NYC! You're too much of a Foot-in-a-Boot and you can't keep up the pace"

by Matthew J. P. August 7, 2008

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One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

2 phrases:

"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical

"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-

damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...

"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"

by GoldieGal April 12, 2019

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personality like a 'can of dog food'

A subjective personality type where the individual looks boring, plain (and even unappealing) on the outside even when they try to put a fun spin on themselves (usually because they try too hard to be likable), then when you crack them open (depending on your personality type) you realize... they are actually a pretty gross on the inside. However there are other people who do like them a LOT for whatever reason (dogs), these individuals tend to flock to them immediately, either in defense of them or to basically eat them up, often offering some of the person's bullshit up to others who usually tell them either, 'I'm good' or 'eww, gross', to which they immediately take offense.

Dude, you should watch the Legend of Korra it is SO amazing.

Nah, Korra has a personality like a 'can of dog food'

Man, f*ck you, bro! Korra is awesome!

by Muttemor May 3, 2021

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foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent)

Mario was walking with luigi and Mario was telling luigi not to let him fall but luigi was being an ignorant slut and wasn't listening to mario. Mario tripped and fell and screamed very loud that the entire school heard and saw the incident. It was all luigi's fault ! mario decided to take off his heels bc he didnt want to trip anymore in front of the hot males running around the high school. Mario took off his heels and was exposed to the cca concrete and instantly got foot aids.

When Mario and luigi were walking home mario couldnt help but complain about his foot aids. Then he dropped his phone and the LSD card shattered and he ended up having to pay 105$ for it to get fixed. Then mario and luigi realized that mario was lactose intolerant and he couldnt handle the whip cream. He hoped it was just a fart, then luigi started making fun of mario and mario started laughing so hard that he peed his pants. Then mario and luigi got home and changed marios pants, but mario still had foot aids. Marios laptop keyboard started to stop working and mario thought he was cursed because he forgot he had foot aids. Mario then searched up how to cleanse yourself of your sins. Then mario started doing the actions and luigi started making fun of mario and told him to get out of his house. Then luigi realized that it was just his foot aids and wasnt mad at him anymore. foot aids

"Mario, do you have foot aids?"
"Yes, mario has foot aids."
{foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent)}

by footaids123 November 15, 2018

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