Finch

An extremely hypocritical person who will judge others even if they do the same exact things, get pressed if you don’t respond to a message in a matter of seconds, and will bother you constantly to get interested in something even if it doesn’t appeal to you at all

“aw man they’re such a finch”

by Finch_hater May 27, 2025

Westminister Finch

Plausible lie, often used to prove a point, easily disproven

A: Did you hear about the ancient roman practice of kissing strangers on the lips?
B: Let me google it up
B: Nice westminister finch you told

by The educational educator May 19, 2024

Finching

If you are born with a curved penis, finching is the act of bending it back into place over time.

“Hey Ethan I was just finching in the shower last night, I think I’m making progress.”

by ethanandrish May 30, 2024

Finched

To be finched describes what happens as an employee in an IT department who is suddenly and inexplicably prevented from going home on time by an inept IT director.

"Man, I was totally finched yesterday evening and had to carry out three hours of poorly planned work before I could go home.."

by TotalLoss March 21, 2024