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Swifty

"Girl i am such a swifty! I listened to her new album last night! All of the songs! 5 times!"
by MaskedWriter September 13, 2023
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Swiftie

A cult of mentally deranged species which have a similar appearance as a human being but have room temperature average IQ (in Celsius)
"Bro she's a 10 but she's a swiftie" "She's retarded"
by ryandc1 February 16, 2024
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Swifties

A cult member to the world's most unethical singer.
Swifties will drink almond milk out a wine glass, shout uncontrollably for no reason and will engage in other terrifying acts.
by Birdah January 24, 2024
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Swiftie

A word referring to someone who listens to white chick artists such as Taylor Swift or One Direction. They possess digital skillset of a boomer, but were born and raised as a Gen-Z.
Mike is such a Swiftie. Can't even upload an image on IG even though we showed them how to .
by danqii May 1, 2024
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Swifty

A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.
Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."
by Arsenal47 May 19, 2021
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Swiftie

Someone whos obsessed with taylor swift and wont shut up about it
Swiftie: “taylor swifts music is so good, shes such an awesome person and im never gonna stop talking about her, and if you disagree with me im gonna hate you, and it means you hate women which will get you cancelled by me and my taylor swift-“

Person 2: “can you shut your bitch ass up you annoying ass taylor shit fan.”
by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025
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