He was like, this super badass immigrant gay himbo in the American Revolution and a bunch of crappy places are named after him. Okay so Germany kicked him out for being gay, Ben Franklin sent him and his boyfriend here, He did a bunch of awesome stuff, gave us some Prussian drilling, made us have half a chance against the British, wrote the first ever drill manual for the U.S., yelled at us in German and French, oh and he had a spoiled ass doggo he loved named Azor. Picked up two more twinks, got this lil ol house, died there, the end. He was friends with, like, all the important people your teacher actually tells you about. He was only being paid half. So yeah, he slayed.
random soldier: OH MY GOD WHO TF WAS THAT BARON VON STEUBEN GUY I HATE HIS BOOK, WHY DO WE HAVE TO CARRY IT AROUND!?
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?
200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?
200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!
by IofogslawurysKisskiss April 25, 2024
Get the Baron Von Steubenmug. Beautiful, handsome, every single girl in a 50 mile radius has a wet pussy when near a person name Baron.
by Baron The Great September 12, 2020
Get the Baronmug. by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024
Get the Baron Von Bludmug. Young astute college educated who choose to surround themselves with like minded individuals. These gentlemen of leasure tend to gravitate towards attractive females for companionship and affection. Moth Barons appreciate the finer things in life and do not settle for less than they desire.
That guy is a total Moth Baron, he chats up all the attractive girls but picks their physical appearance apart.
by Bbag1354$ December 19, 2016
Get the moth baronmug. to convince someone to give you money under the pretense of distress or promises of high return on investment; a financial scam
by A financial victim February 3, 2023
Get the Baronedmug. He is a very napoleon type of guy small but funny and wants everyone to be his friend. You need a Baron in your life he is very smart, funny, and can always have your back. He also can be quite rude and explicit sometimes. But it's very occasionally.
by Laughingbluetoes September 6, 2021
Get the Baronmug. A circumcised European penis.
A type of penis that minority groups in Europe, such as Jews, Muslims, and Africans mainly have.
A type of penis that minority groups in Europe, such as Jews, Muslims, and Africans mainly have.
Me: (Watches a video of Dominno sucking a circumcised dick on Perfect D) What the fuck is he circumcised? He must have a Sacha Baron Cohen penis. He's from England, but he is Jewish.
by AntiCircumcisionMan July 13, 2025
Get the Sacha Baron Cohen Penismug.