Zonks

Exclaimed by shaggy from the solver squad. An exclamation of despair, or utter disbelief.

"Like zonks" or more known as "Like ZOOOOOOOOOONKS"

by Kyeigen January 21, 2019

Zoosadism

A sexual attraction to inflicting pain on animals.

Sally: If you don't mind, I can't let you borrow my dog anymore.
Me: Aww, but I love Rex.
Sally: Yes I know you do, but he keeps coming home with a red neck and bleeding from his ass.
Me: Ya know Zoosadism is not that bad!
Sally: What that?
Me: Well for starters I find tearing open your dogs ass with my dick while choking it quite arousing!

by SandNigger420 December 5, 2017

zooken

doesnt mean anything, its a stupid word which someone who shall not be named made it.

person 1: i'm such an acid-meth zooken!!!!!

person 2: WTF's a zooken?

person 1: goodle it.

person 2: its not a fuqin word dipshit.

by datgal2k11 July 25, 2011

Zooker

A term used for a new employee at a Zoo. The word is commonly used in an insulting way to shame those who are inexperienced with the animals.

The word was coined by Reddit user:
custydash

Apparently at this zoo, feeding the elephants is a hazing all new zookers have to go through.

by A_Pacifist August 22, 2017

zookeeper

lauren k

lauren k is the zookeeper

by ILoveCheetahs April 23, 2004

Zooker

Someone suffering from drug abuse and depression. Usually throws tantrums and is unstable in public. Having very little social skills.

Jeremy - Wow what happened to Eman, he wasnt like that a few years ago

Eric- Yeah he turned into a zooker. Its all the drugs.

by Johnthestuddmuffin November 2, 2011

Zookong

Super lazy and Asian with squint-y eyes. Also fears speaking to girls but talks excessive amounts of crap about having game.

Dude talk to her you are such a Zookong!
Don't worry I'll talk to her later...maybe.

by Angel23122012 October 16, 2012