Zoey is a pretty, annoying, funny, intelligent, caring, and loving girl. She is a dumbass and a crackhead. She can make the whole group laugh. She is a pretty good girlfriend. She has so much energy but can be a brat. She probably act gay past the max but is super straight and boy crazy If you ever meet a Zoey do not be afraid to say hi !!
Zoey is one of a kind.
by (Zoey the gay one) February 6, 2020
Get the zoey mug.Zoey is a girls name. She is very dumb but very pretty. She’s also very Lonely and can’t stand being single. She has an issue of some sort. She’s very kind and everyone wants to be friends with her. Zoey is typically an extravert. She loves the nature and animals, and is very emotional. You want to have a Zoey in your life because she is very kind and gives the best dating advice. She can blow your mind. Also Zoey lives food, buy her food.
My best friends is like a Zoey
by Truefactsfromme March 15, 2020
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Zoey kneed me in the butt with love.
by AMR(E) August 2, 2020
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..person 1: i want to be that person's friend
person 2: of course you do, it's zoey, who wouldn't 😪💤
person 2: of course you do, it's zoey, who wouldn't 😪💤
by gyuwaffles June 10, 2020
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A girl who everyone thinks is mean but is literally irreplaceable because of how easily she can touch your entire soul. "manipulative" isn't even the word when you get on her bad side. She's not basic, she's not girly, and she has the prettiest deep brown eyes that gets most guys to break contact when looking at them. She's always single for the stupidest reason that never applies to how great she is. If you're her bsf/bbsf (her preference), keep it that way because once she cuts you off, she sure as hell won't look back once. She knows her self worth, she has the best advice, she's always misunderstood for no reason whatsoever cuz she makes sense when she's expressing herself. Most people don't know her like she does so she prefers to keep to herself a lot. She's quite aggressive when it comes to guys who don't respect women, are women-beaters, girls who are pick-me's, and abusive parents. If she ever comes across these four, you will see a whole other side of her come out that'll make you want to run into a corner and stay there until it's over. For anyone who's crush was named Zoey; you were one lucky fucker if she ever had a crush on you. If she was a Scorpio too, you should've wifed her up when you had the chance. or IF you had the chance.
Who's that?
That's Zoey. You know, that girl from last year?
That's Zoey?
Yeah.
Damn. She got a glow-up.
When did she ever NOT have one?
No, like cuz I'm saying that she---
Ni-- gtfo he'e.
*real convo between me and the boys btw*
That's Zoey. You know, that girl from last year?
That's Zoey?
Yeah.
Damn. She got a glow-up.
When did she ever NOT have one?
No, like cuz I'm saying that she---
Ni-- gtfo he'e.
*real convo between me and the boys btw*
by mrsandmanB)224 November 6, 2023
Get the Zoey mug.she's the literal definition of the 'Sour Patch Kids' slogan. if she ever had a crush on you, you were one lucky fucker. If she was a Scorpio, you should've wifed her up when you had the chance. or IF you had the chance. she's very irreplaceable and impossible to forget. she's literally a walking magnet and no, she's not gay. she is a tomboy. big difference. she's got drip, she's got style, and loves wearing caps and ripped jeans. has a perfectly fit body but everyone thinks otherwise because it's not a GYATT. she also is a fighter when it comes to 'toxic' people. whether it's your mom or whoever, she doesn't care. she'll fight anyone no matter size don't get on her bad side please cuz once it's out, you will want to run into the nearest corner and wait until it's over. but overall, she's the best person to come across and the worst person to encounter. she's not all talk cuz the "talk" is what she's gonna do and that's when you better take her seriously or RUN.
Who's that?
Are you serious right now?
What it's just a question.
That's Zoey. You know, the girl who had a crush on you from last year?
Ohhhh.
Yeeeeah, as in the one you rejected just cuz she didn't have an @$$?
What? I never said that.
Whatever man.
Are you serious right now?
What it's just a question.
That's Zoey. You know, the girl who had a crush on you from last year?
Ohhhh.
Yeeeeah, as in the one you rejected just cuz she didn't have an @$$?
What? I never said that.
Whatever man.
by mrsandmanB)224 November 6, 2023
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