yum stains

Leftover (an unfortunate waste...) male or female sexual excretions that falls on his/her clothing.

After being with Karen last night, I had Yum stains on my pants.

by Panchoman Jr. October 24, 2006

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yum dinger

1. a soft plastic lure, commonly used for bass

2. a penis

"I poke the hook through the head of my yum dinger."

by Billy and Bobby May 17, 2006

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Yummed

A liquid explosion that is expelled from a man's penis at over 200 km/hr following relations of the intimate nature.

My name is Charles Maurice, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Dave Good. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in which I will have yummed on all the people responsible for my pain.

by Jones Drew December 14, 2008

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Yum Rocket

(n) 1) A term used to describe your penis with hopes of enticing a female to taste it.
2) The most idiotic term used to describe a foot-long submarine sandwich.

"Hey baby, this yum rocket will make your mouth water and your throat swell!"

by Daedric October 30, 2008

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