I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 8, 2021

you’re baby

when you care for someone so much but you’re so weird you can’t explain what or how they make you feel just say you’re baby and let the decide if you’re calling them a baby or your baby

babe:*plays game*
me: you’re baby

babe:*breaths*
me:you’re baby

babe:*looking cute
me:you’re baby

babe:*says something stupid
me:you’re baby

by babieloveslugg July 18, 2020

You’re a butterfly

You are very kind and caring and people love it when you land in their life. However no one wants to date or fuck a butterfly

Mike:Dave it’s ok,you’re a butterfly. Their is nothing wrong with that
Dave: I know,but I want to get laid

by DAniel17388 August 31, 2020

*you’re

The proper version of the “you” category. Not to be confused with “your” which most people get wrong. Correcting someone’s grammar in a comment section is proven to end the argument in your favor.

Ross: your the worst hunter ever Chad. A retarded monkey with arthritis could aim better than you.
Chad: *You’re
Ross: (stops living)

by Ronald k chump November 17, 2018

You’re the auditor

When your friend asks you a question, and you turn it back to work out for themself

Mike: what time does the match kick off tomorrow?
Seb: I don’t know. You tell me, you’re the auditor

by KevFrank April 23, 2025

You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened

Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate

by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025

You’re sexy and Your meat is huge

A compliment, used to describe epic men.

Rin: You’re sexy and your meat is huge
Jay: MY MEAT IS HUGE

by Soloskeleton October 7, 2019