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^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.
"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.
by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010
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You Do You

A phrase that uses reverse psychology and passive aggressiveness to get someone to do exactly what you want them to.
Girl: I'm thinking of getting back together with my ex
Friend: Girl, you do you

(Her ex is a lying, cheating snake. No one wants them to get together)
by cadencealegra September 25, 2017
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You thought you ate

When someone does or say something so confidently and it's not even good in the end.
Sis you are not that good anyways.
You thought you ate? You thought you ate that up?
by Zay_zay January 10, 2022
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you think your hard

When someone's act gangster or thuggish when there really not.
Michael: " Ill pistol whip yo ass if u dont give me my $5"

Sarah: " You think your hard?! I grew up on eating cereal for breakfast and supper under a cardboard roof!"
by yaweirdoyou March 15, 2015
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you thought you ate

when someone say something lame or think they doing sum with a joke that’s not funny !!
the girl: girl stfu before i slap yo goofy ass!!
Me:girl you thought you ate !!😭
by OfficialGxngstxr February 11, 2022
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You Raff you ruse

A scenario in which laughter is gravely inappropriate in regards to the mood, social or personal, for reasons of professionalism, solemnity, etc., in which the desire to laugh is exponentially increased by virtue of its own prohibition.
Man: *Bursts out laughing at his boss' funeral.*

Bystander: thinking to self "you raff you ruse."
by grummbler August 30, 2009
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Are you having your period?

A term you say to your friends, mainly male friends if you have any moral code. You only say it to them when they are angry or very mad. I wouldn't recomend saying it to them if they are angry at you and are on the verge of stabbing you with something.
Friend: Shut the fuck up
You: Are you having your period?
by Shaginji May 23, 2008
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