The toll you pay by nodding, mm-hmming, and pretending to follow an endless monologue from a talkative partner so you can withdraw some benefits later. Often paid at dinner, in the car, or while they debrief you on an entire season of a show you’ve never seen.
Sat through a 20-minute rant about her friend’s boyfriend I’ve never met. Yap tax is steep tonight, but the ROI is looking good.
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Doctor: I am afraid to say that you have Posttraumatic yapping disorder.
Patient: Oh my god, never have I expected to get such a disorder. You know that all of my friends have the same thing? I think it is pretty funny that we will all have it. Especially my great great friend that is really close which is really funny and interesting because i acctually studied this type of relationship. I think I had this since the day my father left. Sad story, really. One day he got out to get milk and never came back. Anyways, what was I talking about?
Doctor: Please get the hell out of my office.
Patient: Oh my god, never have I expected to get such a disorder. You know that all of my friends have the same thing? I think it is pretty funny that we will all have it. Especially my great great friend that is really close which is really funny and interesting because i acctually studied this type of relationship. I think I had this since the day my father left. Sad story, really. One day he got out to get milk and never came back. Anyways, what was I talking about?
Doctor: Please get the hell out of my office.
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