She or he talks a yap o' shite
by manchesterlass August 01, 2011
A special type of disorder which happens when every single thing the person says is yapping. It usually happens when the said person has consumed too much yapping from other people.
Doctor: I am afraid to say that you have Posttraumatic yapping disorder.
Patient: Oh my god, never have I expected to get such a disorder. You know that all of my friends have the same thing? I think it is pretty funny that we will all have it. Especially my great great friend that is really close which is really funny and interesting because i acctually studied this type of relationship. I think I had this since the day my father left. Sad story, really. One day he got out to get milk and never came back. Anyways, what was I talking about?
Doctor: Please get the hell out of my office.
Patient: Oh my god, never have I expected to get such a disorder. You know that all of my friends have the same thing? I think it is pretty funny that we will all have it. Especially my great great friend that is really close which is really funny and interesting because i acctually studied this type of relationship. I think I had this since the day my father left. Sad story, really. One day he got out to get milk and never came back. Anyways, what was I talking about?
Doctor: Please get the hell out of my office.
by AYappingHater April 02, 2024
holy yap represents when someone sends a image, or message that has lots of text, its used as a polite way to say that "i aint reading allat" and say that someone talks too much/yapping , this also accounts for if someone sends a image with so much text that your too lazy to read you can say holy yap. holy yap can also be used as a polite way of saying shut up, i dont wanna read this shit.
John: Hey did you know how amazing the current sky formed by refraction and how blue it is right now as we currently speak at this wonderful moment and point in time?
Tom: holy yap
Tom: holy yap
by piratematt January 22, 2025
when you are babbling on about some philosophical mid life crisis type shit because you're struggling and try to find a deeper understanding of it in order to cope with your problems when in reality you're just waffling on some dogshit that nobody else can understand.
person 1: life is all luck, everything is all just pointless, you could die any day you really gonna just wait for dreams to come true?
person 2: oh BROOOOOOOOOTHER what the fuck are you ON ABOUT
person 3: did i walk into a fight orr??
person 2: no this toddler is just having another philosophical yap crisis about some bullshit
person 2: oh BROOOOOOOOOTHER what the fuck are you ON ABOUT
person 3: did i walk into a fight orr??
person 2: no this toddler is just having another philosophical yap crisis about some bullshit
by cum muncher 23000 December 04, 2023
A really amazing human being who is in love with Japanese anime. Shows dedication in the things he's interested in e.g. add maths, English, etc. Also, he's usually a really great boyfriend but sadly he's only attracted to 2d girls mainly yandere's. If u confide in him and ask for advice he will not let u down. He's not a fake friend and will tell you when you are wrong.
by Sreenie Muthu November 22, 2021
by Yapologist professor December 18, 2023