convoy of wrinkles

A Van full of Old reitred guys driving to a car auction.

Here comes the Convoy of Wrinkles now.

by The General Lee April 15, 2007

Dick Wrinkle

A wrinkle on your dick.

Hey man, that old ass dude got dick wrinkles.

Yeah, I heard that nigga Charles got a wrinkle dick too.

by Jacob Edwards Bitches October 16, 2008

penis wrinkle

A more extreme way to call someone a dick.
It means you aren't worthy to be the dick, your the wrinkle on a penis.

NeeHas: Liza you're so ugly. :D
Liza: You're such a penis wrinkle!

by Anizatt April 27, 2009

wrinkled turkey

when a penis is masterbated to its max, its skin falls over its grundle

when dan masi masterbates to fat hors on jerry springer he gets a wrinkled turkey.

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

Wrinkle dick

A Penis that's worn out from to much Sex or Masturbation or of a Old man

Me: Send me a Nude Pic of you
Him: Sends the Pic
Me: Boy ya Wrinkle Dick Ass
Him: I aint got no wrinkle dick

Me: Starts Laughing

by MsOldsoul January 27, 2016

Epic Wrinkle

1. A wrinkle so large and huge that for generations, old wrinkles will tell baby wrinkles about the enormity and unimaginable size of the "Epic Wrinkle"!!!.

2. Someone who has gone the extra mile in debasing themselves and reaching new levels of idiocy and douche-baggery deserving of a superlative when being called a penis wrinkle.

Jimmy: Dude look at your clothes, looks like you keep them in a bag of rocks!
Bob: Yeah, look at this wrinkle. Epic Wrinkle!

Jimmy: Only a penis wrinkle would say something stupid like epic wrinkle.
Bob: I'm not a penis wrinkle. I'm an Epic Wrinkle!

by Heptard December 10, 2010

Baggy Wrinkle

The act of placing your sweaty ball sack between the wrinkles on an old womans face.

Dude, i gave your granny the best Baggy Wrinkle last night

by HAL95 January 11, 2011