woke

When some real important shit just happened

Nigga: World War III started, nigga
Me: *I sleep*
Nigga: Bitch they stole your lunchables
me: Bitch im woke

by Zeon W. June 6, 2018

woke

To be asleep and uncritically accept whatever nonsense social science professors dream up to advance Marxist goals. As with most liberal speak the meaning of the word is the opposite of the word's standard meaning.

He's so woke he doesn't know how many people the Marxist's killed in the 1900s.

by FriendoftheLittlePeople August 31, 2020

WOKE

Meant to describe how ones Awareness of the vastness of our universe and deep meaning behind every aspect of human life. Has nothing to due with being aware of specifically racism or SJW bullshit. Being Woke is knowing what is actually going on in the world and being able to read between the lines, or even further and reading through the lines.

This is the original Urban Definition of Woke or WOKE back from 2015 when The homies in Long Island New York Witnessed the new use of it. Before the Mainstream took the term and made up a new false definition of the term.

Bitch I'm WOKE as fuck! do you even know what is happening in the world right now?- E.T.

Do you even realize what china is doing to our country? Get WOKE Bro.

by ThuluThaGOD January 14, 2021

woked

To Be Woked out is to be fucked.
This is usually used as a disrepect to the slunge that allowed this to occur.

Boi 1: See dat gash der, i woked her out last saturday
Boi 2: Izit, she's a jezabelle any ways

by Da Nyce One May 23, 2007

wokeness

A postmodern version of being "born-again" where an individual is hyper-vigilant of magic transgressions in human dignity because they're painfully unaware of secretly being deeply ashamed of how life is not fucking them hard enough.

"Dude! Your speech about our duty to manifest our intersectional consciousness to promote equal outcomes, was such profound wokeness! I'm totes going to burn my bra right now before heading back to the safe space for some gender neutral polyamory!"

by TheZooofRekt July 29, 2020

woked

to be woken up from a sound sound sleep.

This girl woked my ass up at 4AM looking for a place to crash!

by OrlandoTommy August 16, 2009

woke

When a person understands how fucked up the world really is

Michael understood that buying the chicken meant supporting all of the mass incarceration of chickens that are happening. He's woke af

by Dubiks January 19, 2019