Front wiper

A man that whips from the back of his crack towards his nutsack after taking a shit. Can also be known as shit nuts.

“Fuck me did you get stuck talking to that bloke about water proofing as well? Bloke was such a front wiper”

by Tigerred July 7, 2020

Bun Wiper

A disgruntle fast food worked who will often wipe your food on their ass or junk .

Man you want to grab a burger, No dude those places are filled with bun wipers.

by Dick Goesinya June 2, 2017

fifty wiper

When you go for a shit and after you've finished it takes many and much toilet tissue to get a clean result. As opposed to a good clean shit where you are claps shut with no residue to smear about

Thought I was going for a quick shit but it turned into a fifty wiper

by Ploppy son of Ploppy November 15, 2017

windshield wiper condom

The bag people use to put on the rear windshield wiper before going through a car wash

Don’t forget to take of your windshield wiper condom after the car wash

by Beast.yeast November 23, 2017

Wiper

A guy who uses his small dick and big balls to wipe across the females face during intercourse

He gave me the wiper with his small dick and big balls she said

by Sniltman June 25, 2016

Windshield Wiper Face

During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.

Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"

Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"

Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"

by ThatsNiceMN December 4, 2020

Hairy Wiper

Rimming a wildly-unshaven butthole.

Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.

by kmikl September 4, 2021