Martin

n. A man with a penis that is significantly wider than it is longer IE a chode.

That guys penis is so short, its a martin!

by Jack Avery December 25, 2007

Martin

Another word for a flatulence.

It originally came from the informal word 'fart' which rhymes with 'mart' which somehow evolved into 'Martin'. But often abbreviated to 'martz'. And if a person, usually a boy, farts alot, they are often called 'martz the fartz' or a 'martin'.

Person 1: "Oops! I just did a martin!"

Person 2: "Eww, you are martz the fartz!"

by martndale August 24, 2009

Martin

A Martin is usually a guy with many hidden (and often questionable) desires. Martin loves to collect keys and wishes he lived amongst a tribe of cannibals. Martin talks alot but nobody really listens. He lies about places he has been to and nobody is really sure if his girlfriend actually exists.

Person 1: Martin told me he took his girlfriend to Rome for the weekend.

Person 2: What a liar.

by Lambpie August 16, 2011

Martin

Martin has a little dick and hides in a bush and is trash in fortnite

Martin wants some action but then goes hide

by A guy that no one know August 4, 2018

Martined

A popular irish slang term for being very drunk.

Man i was so martined last night. I cant even remember anything.

My dad was so martined last night. Id say hes very hung over today

by Simond December 15, 2010

Martin

Gayest bitch fag you’ll ever see

That person is such a Martin

by Enbebeb October 29, 2019

Martin

A noob at CSGO. Shit at maths, loves weed. He is great lier and man with huge heart. His best friend is his shitty computer that cant run even minecraft perfectly..... Has no life. Loves pizza and BBC.

Look at him, he is complete Martin.

by NIBAbehaindBARS April 8, 2019