Jamie wifi 

non existant

Person 1: "Dude you have jamie wifi"
Person 2:"What wifi"
Jamie:" guys shut

uUuUuUuUUUuuuuuUuUuUUup"

Jamie wifi by Bruh65485476u5878954574576568 July 21, 2021

Fernilia wifi 

Really bad wifi because this person is at work

I have fernilia wifi now

Fernilia wifi by sdhfjkdsd February 8, 2023

drive-by wifi 

This occurs when a person is stranded on a lonely figurative island of desperation by being disconnected from the internet and walks by a free wifi area (restaurant, home, cafe, etc...), and nonchalantly stands outside and mooches the wifi signal.

Ah sorry I'm late man, my internet is down again. I totally had to drive-by wifi that Cosi on the way over here.

drive-by wifi by badassbootydrop July 8, 2010

Mcdonald's wifi 

One's wifi so bad that they can not stop lagging this type of wifi can be seen in video games or Mcdonald's itself

Let me tell you this wifi is TRASH

Person 1: OH My GOD I KEEP LAGGING
Person 2: HA YOU HAVE MCDONALD'S WIFI

Mcdonald's wifi by IconicFlame May 6, 2021

red rooster wifi 

The best thing at red roosters, which doesn’t say much considering it is shit

worst wifi imaginable

1: “holdup im lagging so much right now”
2: “it’s cuz of your fucking shitty ass red rooster wifi you dumb cunt”

red rooster wifi by rhyder_scoot March 11, 2023

T-Mobile Wifi 

It seems perfect when you look at it, but when you actually get it, it's absolute crap.

This food is like T-Mobile Wifi!

T-Mobile Wifi by Skibidi top g kai cenat rizz October 8, 2023

get free wifi anywhere you go 

when u can get free wifi anywhere u go, often followed up by a ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.

Markass Brownley: Ayy John! i just found a new way to get free wifi anywhere you go!
John: No way bro!! ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

get free wifi anywhere you go by corosite November 18, 2020