Hippie Wiener

An uncercumsized penis.

If you dont circumcise your son he'll be shunned later in life for sporting a hippie wiener.

by Lee Thargic September 27, 2019

greasy bacon wiener

A freckled-faced friend of yours that's always so horny, but has no one to fuck. He cannot use his own computer at home for porn, so he asks if he can hangout with you just to take advantage of your own computer for his needs. Regardless if you're in the same room or not he'll begin to jack-off to porn, after turning the chair in the other direction so you can't see him, and get his bacon like grease jizz on everything afterwards.

Wow, I've heard he's a real greasy bacon wiener.

by xYaxisix December 9, 2011

finger or wiener

A game played while blindfolded, the winner is able to determine if they're being touched by a finger or a wiener. Generally enjoyed by homosexual men or North Dakota oil field workers.

Josh: "Hey bro I got some Smirnoff ice, wanna play finger or wiener?"

Random stranger: "Sure thing I will grab the blindfold and meet you at man camp!"

Passer by: "wanna make it a finger or wiener tournament?"

Finger or wiener can also be abbreviated to F or W

by Idahospud July 4, 2014

itsa cheese wiener winner

When ur wiener is the cheesiest and u win a contest for it. THis part is for fun- Eat more pickle juice

my wee is itsa cheese wiener winner

by Cheese Winner boi bootei September 11, 2018

wienermuffin

a muffin made of wieners, or an affectionate used to describe the one u love.. derived fromthe english words wiener and muffin... winer being hte the reproductive of a male organism and muffin being a sweet delicious treat... eat up

wow that wienermuffin sure does taste good.

awww ur poogley pooo my little wiener muffin .. yes yes

by nate May 13, 2005

wienersmack

often used to describe the process of slapping a person with the male sex organ. also see rooster slap, tea bag, or cock slap

also a derogitory term to describe a "douschbag" or an idiot

dude this guy passed out last night and i left a mushroom tattoo on his cheek after i wienersmacked him.

shut the fuck up wienersmack

by they call me kyle January 8, 2006

Wiener Licker

One who licks wieners

*licks a wiener*
Friend- "You're such a fucking wiener licker"

by ShockedSloth September 23, 2017