whole grain wheat hoe

A light brown or tan colored girl that seems very attractive to men. A whole grain wheat hoe can be found at a beach, sunbathing, wearing a bikini, but sometimes not a top, usually in Insta posts.

"Damn, Kylie be a whole grain wheat hoe, doin' that whole grain wheat shit, ya know!

by medehede April 21, 2018

Dirty Rotten Old Cream of Wheat

An expression of disappointment. Usually used by little old ladies who were taught not to use foul language. The phrase is even more effective if you have an English or British-type of accent.

Little old lady in a DVD store: Do you happen to have any Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) movies that I could purchase?

Store Clerk: No, sorry ma'am, we are all sold out right now!

Little old lady: Well...dirty rotten old cream of wheat!

by WordFreak November 22, 2011

Saltine, Wheat Thin, Triscit

Same meaning as Craka... A caucasion male

You Wheat Thin

by TuFat Snaka November 7, 2003

Harvesting your back yard wheat

Shaving ones arse crack

Will you be harvesting your back yard wheat soon Darling? It's the hairiest thing since General Melchett's moustache. In fact if you have a moment, it's like a twelve story hairy thing, with 'I am a hairy thing' written in hair at the top

by Lau&Toks&Nokky in the box May 9, 2011

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.

Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019

wheat thank

someone who is weak like a piece of wheat and they can't thank you

the skinny small kid is a wheat thank

by big baller 993 March 7, 2024

Wheat Boy

A wheat boy is, in simple terms, a male who enjoys the finer things in life. For example, someone who spends their time giving out fanum taxes or viewing skibidi toilet content is a wheat boy.

Person 1: Dude, did you see James watching skibidi toilet and edging himself in history?

Person 2: Yeah bro, he’s a total wheat boy

by Janet Sturts December 11, 2023