Jaredmon Wertzson

A man who appears to have his head up his ass who dresses up in his mothers clothing to go out on Friday nights to give blow jobs on eighth street for eighty-nine cents.

Holy shit! That guys is Jaredmon Wertzsoning on the corner! What a fag!

by mobbarley August 26, 2010

emily wentzell

When your so dumb you can't even tie your shoes

Omfg Jenna is acting like an Emily wentzell af

by Noah budaii December 8, 2017

pete wentz from my chemical romance

the lead vocalist of the band twenty one pilots

"Hey i'm Pete wentz from my chemical romance"

by eatpant420 November 14, 2018

dirty wentz

When your your knee deep in a woman and it feels way too good and you don’t want her to know you came so fast, you pull out before your blow it and you go down on her and cum playing it off like you are just giving her head, then assume the position and get to stroken!

Shit the other I was two pump chumping it with Monique and I didn’t want look like a bitch so I had give her the “dirty Wentz” shit.

by Steffdaex October 21, 2021

Carson Wentz

Mediocre pussy.

The coach on HBO Hard Knocks was simpin on Carson Wentz, "the mediocre pussy."

by notasimpcity December 19, 2021

Pete Wentz

the biggest klavier gavin kinnie who doesn't even know who klavier gavin is

"doesn't klavier gavin kinda remind you of pete wentz?"
"actually, in my case its vice versa. pete wentz reminds me of klavier gavin !!!!!!!!!!! they're both gay swagsters in bands with style :cold_sweat:"

by bubuifbudiufodg July 16, 2022

Pete Wentz

The guy from Fall Out Boy who's simultaneously in everyone's ceiling at once.

Gary and Martha were doing it. As Gary took his underwear off Pete Wentz emerged from the vents to give him a condom.

Thanks Pete.

by FUDIGXITDTISIR November 3, 2025