(This is written by a woman)
A ween crisis happens, in a mostly, or all-female, heteronormative environment; unless the main store manager is asexual. There will come a time where your straight female store manager will find a new man. She can either handle this professionally (you have no idea who this man is and her personal life comes up once or twice, but that’s it) or she can handle this in the form of a ween crisis. (The man shows up at the job, she takes off for him frequently or slacks off at work, or a whole host of other things.) This can be demoralizing for the rest of the group, who now think they don’t have to do anything cause the store manager is slacking off. The ween crisis is a result of letting your sex life come before your work life, and it affects your whole team.
A ween crisis happens, in a mostly, or all-female, heteronormative environment; unless the main store manager is asexual. There will come a time where your straight female store manager will find a new man. She can either handle this professionally (you have no idea who this man is and her personal life comes up once or twice, but that’s it) or she can handle this in the form of a ween crisis. (The man shows up at the job, she takes off for him frequently or slacks off at work, or a whole host of other things.) This can be demoralizing for the rest of the group, who now think they don’t have to do anything cause the store manager is slacking off. The ween crisis is a result of letting your sex life come before your work life, and it affects your whole team.
Regional manager 1: Why is insert store location here doing so poorly this quarter?
Regional manager 2: It appears this store is in a ween crisis.
Regional manager 2: It appears this store is in a ween crisis.
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(n.) The act of dropping a shot of butterscotch schnapps into a pint of Guinness. The sweet, buttery warmth of the schnapps cuts through the thick, roasted bitterness of the stout in a way that has no right to work as well as it does. Named by someone who was either a genius or already four pints deep — possibly both.
(n.) The act of dropping a shot of butterscotch schnapps into a pint of Guinness. The sweet, buttery warmth of the schnapps cuts through the thick, roasted bitterness of the stout in a way that has no right to work as well as it does. Named by someone who was either a genius or already four pints deep — possibly both.
"Bartender looked at me like I was insane, but after his first Green Ween he made three more."
"I came in for one Green Ween and woke up knowing the first names of everyone in the bar."
"I came in for one Green Ween and woke up knowing the first names of everyone in the bar."
by RegalGreen February 22, 2026
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