wedding veg

Cock and balls. A man's package.

I got kicked in the wedding veg, it really hurt!

Kick those feds in the wedding veg!

by DRAC250 May 25, 2009

Wedding Taco

Based off of the British term wedding vegetables, referring to a mans junk. This is a slang term for female reproductive organs.

Man I wouldn't mind getting a crack at her wedding taco!

by Bulk Van der Huge April 26, 2011

WEDD

A old man who thinks he is good at fortnite. He also was carried too all of his earnings

That guy is horeshit at the game. Must be wedd

by Daddy Emp October 19, 2020

Royal Wedding depression syndrome

Sometimes abbreviated to RWDS - it is a condition which affected people most recently in England, around the time when Prince William and Kate Middleton (now Princess Katherine) had their wedding. The condition's leading cause appears to be the general atmosphere created by such an occasion. Specifically it is when people get fed up with all the media focus and people generally getting too excited about the wedding, tas well as certain companies producing Royal Wedding condoms.

1) Man1: "Are you watching the royal wedding tomorow?"
Man2: "No man, I got Royal Wedding depression syndrome!
Man1: "Seriously man? That's too bad."
Man2: "No I haven't really got it, I just couldn't give a shit."
Man1: "..."

by Captain Capable June 1, 2011

you were at my wedding denise

How dare you

You have a lot of nerve insulting me. You were at my wedding Denise

by Sue Bell B March 27, 2019

Wedding Dick

A term used to describe ultimate hardness.

That turkey that you left in the freezer is as hard as a wedding dick!

by 0014, twice as good January 8, 2010

Oklahoma wedding cake

Corn bread. Usually with actual corn kernels baked in.

Go cook us some Oklahoma wedding cake to go with the chili

by sad_sagi September 6, 2010