stat weaving

commenting back and forth on a facebook users status update, conversation style, and completely ignoring the included "chat" feature

My work has a strict no IM policy so i've been stat weaving on facebook instead.

by statbasket April 18, 2009

bob and weave

What females do when they suck a brotha's dick just to be doing it and to get it over with. Kissin, peckinand lickin without ever actually suckin that dick

Man, last night this hoe said she was going to give me some head and all she did was bob and weave on my dick for 10 minutes before i just bent that shit over.

by lolalana May 5, 2004

Brazilian Weave

Indian hair artificially straightened and curled to look more marketable. Women are fooled by thinking they're getting a more high quality product when it's the same indian widow hair you can find cheap everywhere.

Oh Gurl just got that brazilian weave installed, now I'm on fleek bish.

by HoodHellen February 3, 2015

the weave pat

The act of patting simething that itches, but mustn't -- under any circumstances -- be scratched.

e.g. a hair weave or a fresh tattoo.

God damn this tattoo is itchy! When will it end?!

Just give it the weave pat, sweetie.

by Wonderella September 10, 2012

Wigga Weave

A white person who acts black and wears a hair weave similar to that of a black person.

"I swear all those ghetto white chicks do is get wigga weaves and act like their black."

by Xavion Zenovka. July 21, 2012

dream weaving

The art of conjuring up a ridicules and/or useless ideas. Followed by persuading or forcing others to chase the woven dream through endless work with no chance of justifiable or applicable results.

Create a triangular wheel is an example of dream weaving.
Attempt to stress cells through capillary tubes is an example of dream weaving.
My manager insist on dream weaving these useless theories like, turn a useful and manageable finished solution into gelatinous, non-process able gunk and generate mathematical models to fit useless data.

by my money ain't growin May 30, 2008

basket weaving

When two people are having sex and their pubic hair get tangeled together.

Me and my wife had sex and ended up basket weaving.

by T.R.O.R May 2, 2011