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inclimate weather

Often mistakenly used when the phrase "inclement weather" should be used, the phrase "inclimate weather" actually means "unseasonable weather" due to climate change.

"Inclement weather" means "unpleasant weather which is stormy, rainy, or snowy," and that can also be the meaning of "inclimate weather" when the weather is supposed to be pleasant. However, when the climate and the time of year normally would bring stormy, rainy, or snowy weather, "inclimate weather" is sunny or pleasant weather.
Amos: This is the coldest summer we have had on record. We need to do something about anthropogenic climate change.

Ignore Amos: Dude, there ain't no global warming! It's colder than usual this week, and don't you remember that inclimate weather we had this winter? That was cold, too!

Amos: Anthropogenic climate change does not mean just global warming. It also includes unseasonably cooler weather due to the melting of the polar ice caps. Furthermore, cold weather in the winter is not inclimate weather. I think "inclement weather" is what you meant to say.
by Biff Skippy February 7, 2010
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fair-weather friend

Quite simply, a traitor who seems to be your friend when things are going well in your life, but will ditch you the second things start to look bad. Fair-weather friends are often very selfish with sociopathic elements in their personalities, and are usually on the prowl for a poor tool to take advantage of. He/she won't miss an opportunity to use someone to get something. Watch yourself, or you could be the next victim!
Once William lost his job and his house, like a fair-weather friend, Paul was quick to ditch him and look for someone else to mooch from.
by Nimrod_Nineveh April 7, 2010
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Michigan Weather

Extremely unpredictable weather patterns here in Michigan. One day, it could be sunny and 90 degrees Fahrenheit, while the next day, 40 degrees Fahrenheit and thunderstorms.
This past Summer (July 2013 specifically), we had one week, Friday to Friday, where the lowest temp was 93 degrees F, very sunny and humid. The following week, the temps had cooled down to around 50-60 degrees F and cloudy. That's just one example of Michigan Weather.
by PickNopp October 7, 2013
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Weather Confused Whore

A weather confused whore is a person (preferably female or homosexual male) who wears weather mismatched clothing, which mostly consist of booty shorts.
A Weather Confused Whore wears ;

Uggs and booty shorts
Winter coat and booty shorts
Booty shorts in winter
Not wearing booty shorts in summer
by BooYouFuckinWhore May 12, 2011
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Facebook weatherman

When people post status's of the weather outside..
John: Its snowing hella hard outside!

Alex: No shit dumbass.. quit being a facebook weatherman
by ThisniggafromEK February 19, 2011
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Slut Weather

Anytime the weather is warm enough for a female to dress like a complete slut. Wearing things such as tanktops, bikini tops, booty shorts, cut- off jean shorts, mini skirts, and flip flops.... Just about anything that shows a good portion of legs, asscheeks, and cleavage. Summer time is also commonly known as " Slut Season " ( see Slut Season.)
" Well, it's 87 degrees outside today... Perfect SLUT WEATHER for the ladies. " " I truly hope to see some really nice asses at the park today... It's 90 degrees, and the SLUT WEATHER is impeccable. "
by Mr. HardTymez August 9, 2012
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Fair Weather Biker

A person that has a motorcycle and rides it only when he knows,absolutely,that the weather is going to be perfect.
"Danny won't be riding today because it's too cool and cloudy" " You know he's just a punk ass fair weather biker"
by Mystifye May 17, 2010
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