watermelon titanic

A type of food/drink where a small hole is cut into the top of a watermelon, and a bottle of alcohol, generally vodka, is poured into it. The watermelon is then placed in the refrigerator for a half hour to forty five minutes while the vodka absorbs.

Dude, last night I went to the party and they had two watermelon titanic's. That shit is so good you can barely taste the vodka!

by S.S.U.P.C. September 22, 2007

Fuzzy Watermelon

Noun. The act of spreading shaved pubic hairs on a woman's breasts (or "watermelons") after having ejaculated on them, following tittyfucking, thereby making her watermelon's fuzzy.

Christina was unable to show any cleavage this morning because she had been fuzzy watermeloned the night before.

by NomNomNomduPair March 29, 2009

seedless watermelon

Somthing that is innovative (used by Julian Casablancas to describe 'First Impressions of Earth')

Describe your new album

It's like a seedless watermelon

by fia August 24, 2006

Watermelon Bones

The peelings that are left over when you eat watermelon slices.

"Put those watermelon bones in the compost!"

by The Real Slim Brady August 10, 2009

Watermelon sugar

Title of, and recurring phrase in Richard Brautigan's surreal/fantasy novel "In Watermelon Sugar". Published in 1968 the book is a remarkably pleasant yet moving story that is difficult to summarize.

“In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done and done again as my life is done in watermelon sugar.”

by PHC Joe October 7, 2020

Watermelon Sugar

It's 2019, you just heard the song by the title "watermelon sugar". You of course, like most, have no idea what it means. You look it up on "Urban Dictionary". You find the answer, you're satisfied

It's 2021 you decide to look on "Urban Dictionary". Nothing's changed. When the reign of terror end? Curse you Watermelon Sugar. How the hell are you still trending? MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOOOOPPP

watermelon sugar's reign of terror is still upon us

by PleaseCloseTheGate May 11, 2021

watermelon sex

When a Male of the human species takes a watermelon and drills or cuts a hole in the side of a watermelon to have intercourse with such fruit.

Last night I had this nice juicy watermelon that I shoved my rock hard cock into pushing through the depths of the pink insides. I felt it get warmer as time went on and proceeded to have an orgasm. upon orgasm i took my penis out of the fruit, and cut it into, and served whipped cream watermelon for dessert when my wife came home from work. That was good watermelon sex.

by the watermelon fucker August 1, 2008