Last night I had this nice juicy watermelon that I shoved my rock hard cock into pushing through the depths of the pink insides. I felt it get warmer as time went on and proceeded to have an orgasm. upon orgasm i took my penis out of the fruit, and cut it into, and served whipped cream watermelon for dessert when my wife came home from work. That was good watermelon sex.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak