warped

When you are using Cloudflare WARP service and literally nothing works.

Sorry, got warped
Fucking warped
It's a great day when you start work and get immediately warped

by hiptothehop September 26, 2022

Warping

Warping

I am warping

by Mamalan April 19, 2022

class warp

When you totally space out in school and go to a later class while skiping your next class

Dude, I was talking to you and I forgot to go to 2nd Block. Instead, I went to 3rd. I totally class warped!

by Alex Matulaitis December 15, 2007

warped spokes

When she's done too much anal and her asshole looks like a twisted up bicycle wheel and got more wrinkles than a sharpei puppy

"That girl's taken so many dicks in her ass that she got warped spokes"

by SpunkTrumpeter104 April 1, 2017

warped wall

That fucked up wall at the end of the ninja warrior obstacle course that people under 6’0 can’t get up

“Bro I really thought I was a ninja til I seen that warped wall that thing is a bitch”

by MikusSeaGod June 30, 2019

Genital Warping

To warp a male or female's genitals to an irreversible state, either by physical force, or pure speed.

Daniel's dick curves to the right, due to a genital warping.

by Zydrixx March 25, 2021

Nova-Warped

The act of making changes to a subclass akin to the type and scale of those made to the Attunement of Fission subclass. Generally made within a very short period of time after release. These changes are seldom reverted or changed

Ah man, Bungie totally Nova-Warped the Shadebinder. It sucks now.

by Old_man_robot November 21, 2020