Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.
I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.
"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"
"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"
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by Vatlc-b March 18, 2023
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1. Emerge from a deep slumber with the gentle and melodic tunes of Andrew Bisante, alias Deeprest. In some regions, a traditional wake and bis may be accompanied by an herbal persuasian, although not required.
1. Emerge from a deep slumber with the gentle and melodic tunes of Andrew Bisante, alias Deeprest. In some regions, a traditional wake and bis may be accompanied by an herbal persuasian, although not required.
“No better way to start my day than with an early wake and bis. Man I love sante”
“This wake and bis got me feelin right”
“Honey, you seem groggy today. Did you remember to wake and bis this morning?”
“This wake and bis got me feelin right”
“Honey, you seem groggy today. Did you remember to wake and bis this morning?”
by D.S. [DS] January 27, 2023
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by bill September 8, 2003
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Get the Wake and Cake mug.Wake Dream is the name of a song by Lime, an NRG music group from the 1980s. It is also a dream, of which your mind is still 'awake'; very much like a lucid dream.
"Hey guys, you wanna listen to Lime?"
"Oh yeah! Hey, what's the name of that song that you like so much?"
"... Wake Dream."
Or,
"Guys, what do you call it when you go right into a dream, without a lapse in consciousness?"
"Uh, that's what they call a 'wake dream', dude. Were you able to influence what happened in the dream?"
"Yeah. And, I knew it was a dream."
"Yup. That's a wake dream."
"Oh yeah! Hey, what's the name of that song that you like so much?"
"... Wake Dream."
Or,
"Guys, what do you call it when you go right into a dream, without a lapse in consciousness?"
"Uh, that's what they call a 'wake dream', dude. Were you able to influence what happened in the dream?"
"Yeah. And, I knew it was a dream."
"Yup. That's a wake dream."
by Judge Jeremy June 13, 2008
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by G-doff February 2, 2009
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